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[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Diagnose for ADHD

[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Put down bottle LOL

[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

Let's have beer.

[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Seek mental help

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Buy Google

Edit- I remember telling my dad this; it occurs to me now he may not have had the liquid funds to invest that I at the time assumed he did

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Worstdriver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] bampop@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Drop out. Act.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Bitcoin 100k

[–] coolfission@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] python@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Give orange me ~give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you~

[–] McWizard@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@lemmy.org 6 points 2 months ago

See a psychiatrist.

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

go to therapy

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 2 months ago

Invest in Apple.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a cute exercise in lateral thinking and all but will past me know that it is future me talking? Won't matter what the fuck I say otherwise, the little shit won't be listening to any authority figures.

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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Drink more Ovaltine!

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Don’t trust [REDACTED]

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Bet on Patriots

[–] mgenehoffman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Literally talked with him in an ultra realistic dream last night. Told him to “hang in there” and then I showed him some cool tech he has to look forward to.

[–] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

ur fucked lol

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

"Recent life story?"

Am I the only person on Lemmy who isn't 18 yet

I'm assuming that they are aware that I'm them from another time

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

KILL YOUR MASTERS

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Bitcoin Law Travel

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ask doctor paroxetina

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You’re Demi + trans 🏳️‍⚧️ (Was always too nervous to admit it long ago)

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

2020 ruin you

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Move somewhere else.

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