“Satan! Baby I am so hard right now!”
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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Heeeeey, reeelaaaax guy!
Wait, how did Saddam Hussein get into heaven?
He couldn't stay in hell, after he broke up with satan.
Oh yeah, that makes sense. Hopefully Satan finds a better partner who deserves him.
Yeah, uh... He ended up with Trump. They're having a butt-baby.
Hey! You changed your pfp! Lmao
The baby hanged itself (allegedly) in the womb and they broke up.
How can I delete someone else's comment?
OP didn't even make it up. It was a whole story arc within South Park this past season, so even if you could delete someone else's comment, you'll probably run into it again.
People's moral compass got seriously screwed over the past couple years. They hate america so much that they think every enemy of america is literally the reincarnation of jesus christ.
In heaven ? Seriously ?
Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.
Also Saddam watching someone make a meme with that line break:
IAEA made it quite clear that Iran was, in fact, producing highly enriched uranium. There's no other use for that than to make nukes
Ironically, IAEA reports also supported that Iraq was not doing so back in 2003.
They have the right to make nukes as much as anyone. Kinda surprised they didn't just buy some from North Korea to prevent all this.
It would prevent nothing of this. You need to deliver the nuke to the destination and USA is on the other side of the globe.
Hey now, we still might bomb Iraq too. At least one of the regime mouthpieces fudged and said Iraq instead of Iran already, so to prevent that from looking stupid, we will also bomb Iraq.
Watching the us abomb iran, did mario write this?