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That's right! He didn't say that! Because it was a British movie! He said, "Oi! Pip pip, me ol' sausage! You're that killer bint everyone's barneying on about, what?"

[–] jimothysupreme@lemmy.org 2 points 14 hours ago

The real American Psycho was the friends we made along the way?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How can we be sure he didn't say that? We weren't there

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Some people argue this line was one of Bateman's hallucinations and that he really said "I'm Paul outta options here."

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

True, I heard from some people that think they're smart that you can't prove a negative.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a line from Spongebob. The picture is unrelated.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's from Star Trek: Enterprise after the lead actor scored a role for an unrelated film

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Nah it was "It's American Psycho time!"

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

That quote is from Superman Returns, you sponges

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine if instead of Rosebud, he said "Citizen Kane."