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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, you’re taking pictures of Chuck Tingle’s yard, leave the man alone, he works hard for us. Where else are you gonna find well-crafted erotica about sexy lawyer dinosaurs and bigfoots who are both billionaires and bomb defusal technicians trained in the art of love?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 74 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.

Might even be underselling it a bit.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is the kind of book I'd sneak onto someone's bookshelf that I'm certain never reads.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

Chaotic neutral type shit

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a great way to get someone into reading. Harriet Porber would be my suggestion

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Trans wizard novels and cufflink jokes, a person after my own heart.

[–] oyfrog@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So, this line-up suggests there's room for a cross-over story where the football squad wearing the color changing dress pounds the main character's ass.

Edit. Apparently it's a squad of unicorns that play football. Pardon my lack of attention to detail.

For anyone intrigued by the first title, I offer this masterpiece: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast: Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, read by Dane Terry

Episode webpage

Media file

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I am a simple man, I sees a podcast about Pirate Bigfoot haunting a guys balls, I downloads it

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are any of these actually purchasable in physical form?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Most of them are ~3,000 word epub files, but several of them get bound together in a physical volume. Chuck also writes whole-ass mainstream horror too, those can be found at bookstores.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Interesting guy this Chuck, I must say.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

My library has all his non-smut novels and I want to donate some smut and see if they'll shelve it

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

He certainly has a type

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

bout to get myself glayzed like a brothafucka!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've been seeing some "jesus is coming, repent" signs in my area and I'm wondering if it's legal to put up goofy signs right next to them

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

"Can we at least wait til he finishes?"

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

I mean, do you think the people who put the jesus signs up had permits and what not?

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honey, I won't try to stop you. But I will film it.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This could EASILY replace the “step” fetish that’s on its way out.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Help me, step bigfoot! I'm stuck under the mattress!

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

STOP IT. They will absolutely create this category in minutes if they find it.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I've already seen this.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 3 months ago

After a quick search I only found some with ladies that where size 23 US shoes.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 3 months ago

Step foot? 🤣

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I can't believe people still believe Bigfoot is real. It's so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ummm...

*BIGFOOT AND I...

Sheesh

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

nah the order is important. sounds like bigfoot is a power bottom.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 months ago

More effective than and ADT sign or one of those “we don’t call 911” signs.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who let the dog out? Who? Who, who, who?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There is a lot going on in this picture.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 3 months ago

That sign is the highest quality object in the yard.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

I wonder what kind of barbecues they have. And is that a fire pit? These are usually signs of at least mild social interaction. But everything else suggests otherwise.

I suppose if they had to spray paint the door, that also suggests they sometimes have visitors. Odd.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Gotta have goals in life.

i thought this was the welcome to night vale one for a second

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You do know his first name is Charlie, right? And he has social anxiety.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I thought it was Harry.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you must know a different one than i do. We know Darryl. I'll have to ask if he knows Charlie.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

cool! we don't have any photos of darryl but he lives in the woods out back by the cabin the family... i think my great aunt used to have a lake house up there or something? long story but we camp up there when we can now.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago

Why can't I have cool neighbors like this?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Chad move would be to be the big spoon.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

meanwhile the bigfoot...

[–] richardwallass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Bigfoot is real fist...