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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

meanwhile the bigfoot...

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, you’re taking pictures of Chuck Tingle’s yard, leave the man alone, he works hard for us. Where else are you gonna find well-crafted erotica about sexy lawyer dinosaurs and bigfoots who are both billionaires and bomb defusal technicians trained in the art of love?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.

Might even be underselling it a bit.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is the kind of book I'd sneak onto someone's bookshelf that I'm certain never reads.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a great way to get someone into reading. Harriet Porber would be my suggestion

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Trans wizard novels and cufflink jokes, a person after my own heart.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

Chaotic neutral type shit

[–] oyfrog@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So, this line-up suggests there's room for a cross-over story where the football squad wearing the color changing dress pounds the main character's ass.

Edit. Apparently it's a squad of unicorns that play football. Pardon my lack of attention to detail.

For anyone intrigued by the first title, I offer this masterpiece: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast: Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, read by Dane Terry

Episode webpage

Media file

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I am a simple man, I sees a podcast about Pirate Bigfoot haunting a guys balls, I downloads it

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are any of these actually purchasable in physical form?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Most of them are ~3,000 word epub files, but several of them get bound together in a physical volume. Chuck also writes whole-ass mainstream horror too, those can be found at bookstores.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Interesting guy this Chuck, I must say.

My library has all his non-smut novels and I want to donate some smut and see if they'll shelve it

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

He certainly has a type

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

bout to get myself glayzed like a brothafucka!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've been seeing some "jesus is coming, repent" signs in my area and I'm wondering if it's legal to put up goofy signs right next to them

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

"Can we at least wait til he finishes?"

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

I mean, do you think the people who put the jesus signs up had permits and what not?

I can't believe people still believe Bigfoot is real. It's so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This could EASILY replace the “step” fetish that’s on its way out.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Help me, step bigfoot! I'm stuck under the mattress!

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

STOP IT. They will absolutely create this category in minutes if they find it.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I've already seen this.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 3 days ago

After a quick search I only found some with ladies that where size 23 US shoes.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 3 days ago

Step foot? 🤣

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honey, I won't try to stop you. But I will film it.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ummm...

*BIGFOOT AND I...

Sheesh

nah the order is important. sounds like bigfoot is a power bottom.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

More effective than and ADT sign or one of those “we don’t call 911” signs.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who let the dog out? Who? Who, who, who?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

i thought this was the welcome to night vale one for a second

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is a lot going on in this picture.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 3 days ago

That sign is the highest quality object in the yard.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Gotta have goals in life.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I wonder what kind of barbecues they have. And is that a fire pit? These are usually signs of at least mild social interaction. But everything else suggests otherwise.

I suppose if they had to spray paint the door, that also suggests they sometimes have visitors. Odd.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago

Why can't I have cool neighbors like this?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You do know his first name is Charlie, right? And he has social anxiety.

I thought it was Harry.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you must know a different one than i do. We know Darryl. I'll have to ask if he knows Charlie.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

cool! we don't have any photos of darryl but he lives in the woods out back by the cabin the family... i think my great aunt used to have a lake house up there or something? long story but we camp up there when we can now.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Chad move would be to be the big spoon.

Bigfoot is real fist...