this haircut is so offensive im hiding this post. i cant take it anymore.
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I mean, this is a cool hairstyle
really cool hairstyle but a pain in the ass to maintain. gotta get the sides re-shaved basically constantly
On the sides is very easy. If you get an electric hair clipper at home you can buzz it down yourself as part of your morning routine, in probably less time than an average beardless guy takes to shave his face.
When you start involving the back of your head it gets trickier.
I'm 90% sure she is a porn star. My penis can't forget a face.
Yup. Christy Mack. She's awesome. Shame what happened to her though with her douchebag exboyfriend.
I don't want to look at what happened to her on my work computer. Can you tell me what happened? Did she die or something?
Did she die or something?
Almost. I found this article: https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/police-couldnt-understand-war-machines-ex-christy-mack-because-she-didnt-have-teeth-after-beating/news-story/363ca9fa59e720e41bdb4e257a529ffb
A DETECTIVE investigating former mixed martial arts fighter War Machine’s grisly attack on his ex-porn star girlfriend says she was too battered after to give her account.
“I just couldn’t understand what she was saying but it was because she didn’t have teeth,” Mr Tomaino said at the trial.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Machine_(mixed_martial_artist)
Jesus Christ. Good thing this dude has been in jail for at least 36 years.
Holy shit. I feel like I don’t see too many life sentences that don’t include murder
Frfr. This was not only premeditated, he was likely going to kill her with a new knife he was looking for before she ran out the back door.
Don't bother looking up the pity Twitter posts. This wasn't the first time he hurt someone and went to jail. Dude should have gotten the chair.
Jeeeeeezuss Christ!
Oh my god, shit. That is awful. Dude should be in jail for attempted murder. His body is basically a weapon and has the ability to kill.
That's an excellent point. He didn't need one cos he IS one
Here's a long but super interesting video on the case for when you get home, made by the guys who made "What pretending to be crazy looks like", which popped up on everyone's feed during the pandemic.
Oh what an awful idea for a TV show.
Private Vasquez would like a word.
Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.
But she's also just one of the boys because she's a misogynistic lesbian.
She grew up with 4 brothers, which is why she can throw Mankind off Hell in the Cell and plummet 16ft through the announcer’s table.
God as my witness she will split me in half.
Have you ever been confused for a man?
No, have you?
boisterous laughter from all the guys
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
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Her father was a decorated Martian War vet, who everyone knows and is regarded for some reason as one of the most important people history.
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Ain't nothing touched my nethers in six months weren't run on batteries
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For anybody wondering:
Yes and Christie Mack.
Not so funfact: i believe her boyfriend was the guy who punched himself over tcp/ip. Not fun because he punched her too on a different occasion.
Yeah, he punched her. Among other things.
Mack began a relationship with mixed martial artist War Machine (born Jonathan Koppenhaver) in 2013. She says Koppenhaver became physically abusive toward her a few months later. The relationship ended sometime before August 2014, when Mack and her then-boyfriend Corey Thomas were assaulted by Koppenhaver in her Las Vegas home. Mack sustained eighteen broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib, a ruptured liver, and a thigh bruise that made her unable to walk for a week. Mack says Koppenhaver also attempted to rape her at knifepoint, but was unable to maintain an erection. Koppenhaver was later found guilty of sexual assault and kidnapping and sentenced to life in prison with a possibility of parole after thirty-six years.
Wow, surprised trump didn't pardon him and put him in change of DHS.
Yet
Combat sports athletes and being an abuser/rapist. Name a more iconic duo.
No seriously, it seems damn near every top dog in that industry has a history of, at minimum, credible rape and abuse allegations. Almost seems like a requirement.
Probably explains why the majority of them are MAGA too. Rapists love other rapists.
Yeah it turns out a job that starts by picking for people too violent for football and gives cte is going to have horrendous participants
I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded "Some guy called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED." Apparently that was not the right answer.
Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged
He's a smeee...a smeee...a SMEEEEG HEEEEEEEAD
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No
He called himself "war machine" and was the exact type of loser that you imagine he is.
She broke up with him because of his violence, she started dating, the guy got in het house, best up het date and then beat her to an inch of her life. Had she not escaped, she would have been dead
Friend of mine is a friend of her and he testified in her court case against that human shit stain, so I had some more interest in it
Most people have the weird "she is a porn actress so she had it coming" thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.
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I need answers. What is the tcp/ip part? Like are we talking Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol?Punching oneself seems like a crazy concept to begin with, but adding the tcp/ip is very confusing. "Over tcp/ip" as in "because of it"? Or are we speaking cardinal directions - he was physically above something running tcp/ip? Or is it "over tcp/ip" as in that he broadcasted it?
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