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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 56 minutes ago (2 children)

Fistula.... I'm scared to search that....

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 55 minutes ago

Yeah, you're right to feel that way.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago) (1 children)

You don't have to. Here, I'll tell you: It's when your asshole sprouts another asshole.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

It can also be when toothdecay spreads sideways through your mouth. That'd probably kill you a lot more readily back then

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Weird that cancer and wolf are grouped together

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 10 points 1 hour ago

Apparently, "wolf" was a metaphorical name for cancers which "devoured" flesh, as opposed to creating tumors, I guess.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

...but I mean that's the band name "Cancer, and Wolf"

Seriously though, going over a reddit threat this was on, looks like "Wolf" referred to a fast-growing tumor that "ate you like a wolf" or somesuch.

https://old.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/f3c2hi/cause_of_deaths_in_london_in_1632/hkh904m/

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I choose to interpret it literally

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

It's definitely cooler that way, but also maybe in that regard "Cancer" means they were clawed to death by a giant crab?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

My votes go for:

  • Prest to Death
  • Fistula
  • Livergrown
  • Made Away With Themselves
  • Murthered
[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

Vomiting worms

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I'm partial to Kings Evil myself

Cancer, and Wolf 🤘