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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 23 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 40 minutes ago

The Fediverse Chick if you're nasty

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Babe, new cryptid just dropped

[–] exu@feditown.com 5 points 52 minutes ago

Does she have an SCP entry yet?

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 3 points 37 minutes ago

The consensus in the end was that Nicole was a victim of harassment.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 60 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Is it that fediverse chick that was sending me messages?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 58 minutes ago

DM’s from the future.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Robot death squad has been dispatched. As soon as the Indian teleoperators finish their lunch break, you're toast!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

don't mind them.

they're just doing the needful.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Begging the favour of your esteemed demise.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 hours ago

Its not safe here.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago

Count your days.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I hear FidoNet whispering in modem noises.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 34 points 3 hours ago

Nicole my destiny

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 1 points 30 minutes ago (1 children)

Is this a "the game" situation where if you actually explain anything you lose? Because none of the comments explain what this is about..

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

No, everyone just knows. Of you don't, you haven't been here long enough to join the club.

Edit: apparently I'm not in the club either....

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why does she have MS13 tatooed onto her forehead?

Because it came off the back of her hand when she wiped sweat from her brow with it.

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 hours ago

Nicole Witchhunt they said

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Still no info about whether the body in the bag was her?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 hour ago

what?

THEY SAID: “STILL NO INFO ABOUT WHETHER THE BODY IN THE BAG WAS HER?”!

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I don't know the full story and I never received any of the messages, but apparently the last few got really dark.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 27 minutes ago

Wow.... I only got the one....