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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 122 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you can tell they're not actually British because in Britain people who have "willies" do not have "fannies"

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Penis preserving vaginoplasty is a thing. I don't think it's at all common but it is a thing

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Mmm, I would not recommend using that word when talking about real people

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Considering that the peen is propped up by the part that continues inside the taint, either the dick anatomy and functionality isn't quite entirely preserved, or the vagina would have to be plasted above the dick. 🤔

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it just uses the canal that's already there if you don't opt for zero-depth. Not sure how functional the vagina is though, but iirc the penis functionality is usually preserved.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Considering the extent of corpus spongiosum, part of the root of the penis, I don't see how you could shove it aside and put a hole and the vulva in there. Except if it's some kinda microvagina.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do the balls just gone on either side of that then? Or do they push it out of the way?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure what kind of anatomy you have where the balls are in the pathway of the dick.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just normal anatomy. Just frequently put the balls into their storage space above.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The balls pocket isn't on my anatomy atlas.

Originally it would have been an ovaries pocket, I suppose? But repurposing it is nice.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two words: inguinal canal.

Though that would still be awkward, as it would mean the new vagina’s off to the side instead of in the middle.

Not saying it’s for sure how it’s done (I have no idea on that), just that I think that’s the “canal” OP is referencing.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fuck me in the passage in the anterior abdominal wall, daddy.

(Also, some of the photos on the matter resemble Giger's paintings a bit too much.)

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but if you got one of those there's no fucking reason you'd wanna go to ingerland

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

being nonbinary that sounds potentially good

neat, TIL

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they mean a strap-on and OP is, in fact, a woman?

Fake: the penis is plastic Gay: OP is a lesbian woman

[–] towerful@programming.dev 18 points 1 month ago

Illegal: the strap on is unlicense

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Was believable until the dude said "stabbed me in the fanny." It does not mean what it means over here.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago

Well, obviously.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

If they are checking for willies and he doesn’t have one, he should really have his V80085 exception forms up to date.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Literally any word can be replaced with fanny and it will still make sense. Example: fanny fanny fanny in my fanny over the fanny .

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know it's not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aschttuaaalllyyy.... .uk allows registrations directly on .uk without the stupid .co.uk, they started that in ~2014.

However .co is more common, also if it was a goverment site it wouldn't use .co (company) anyway and instead .gov.uk.

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ackhually, it's "commercial", not "company" 🙃

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ackshually it's "advert", not "commercial", innit.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

AscktchsPHFTually it's "advertisement", not "advert", ma'e

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

".co" stands for "advert"?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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OI!!!

YER BUGGERIN’ LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS ‘AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN’!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

YER THREE QUID 'ANDY OR A SLOBBY ROBBY IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A VAJOINER OR AN 'AM SANDWICH!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL’ IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Whatever. I was never going to have enough clubcard points to buy a house anyway.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fanny is pussy in the UK and Aus.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's so fanny, why's nobody laughing?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You got me laughing ya damn fool

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Missing from the greentext: anon is a trans man trapped on TERF island.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago

stabbed me and called me a fanny

Would have been better

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago
[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

The most disgustingly British thing I've ever seen