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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think my least favorite part of Lemmy is all the posted screenshots of tweets. It just took me 3 tries to get to these comments.

What benefit do tweet screenshots serve?

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

I know what context they are looking at and I don't need to make a twitter account to view the relevant replies.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 234 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Come see why you're all wrong sore losers, here in a lenghty rantarticle I explain why AI is so good and is going to replace you all:

https://localhost:80/index.html

[–] dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love the https and port 80 combo. Really sells the incompetence.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s what makes it obvious that this person has been around the block. Or a few blocks.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Should have been brought round back.

[–] erayerdin@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pointing to 80 port was the salt in the wound, i presume?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

With https no less

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 111 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey thats my website! Gemini, call the police!

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You rang? (My user's name in my laptop is gemini, and in my home pc, and anywhere i use my flake really), btw check out my terminal cool right?:

It doesnt look right in the tty though, i havent bothered to make it change the characters for some it can print, i use oh-my-posh btw, and fish.

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

So did you call the police yet?

[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago

Every breath you take starts playing on the background...

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

That page is filthy. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Goddammit, I clicked.

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Theres too many s's in https

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 311 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

People who share the size of a codechange as a mark of how effective ai coding agents are truly missing the point of code changes.

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Big Diff Energy

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 118 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Number of lines of code written is a shitty metric to measure productivity.

[–] CorrectAlias@piefed.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In college, on the first day of orientation, someone in my class bragged that they wrote 50,000 lines of code for a game that was similar to tic tac toe, emphasizing that he "wrote a lot of code". A TA told him that it wasn't a sign that his program was decent and that it really didn't seem like it should take 50k lines of code to make something as simple as his game.

He dropped out after the first week of intro to programming.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's nothing, I wrote the code to return if the input is even or not in 1M lines of code.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If 1 no else if 2 yes else if 3 no....

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[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And yet I experience it so often. That or “effort points” as the metric being used to determine who all stars are.

Either as a metric just encourages gaming of the system:

  • Why write one line when I can write the same thing in 20?
  • Why take this one effort point task I think will take three when I can just skip it and grab these one effort points I think will take 20 minutes?

I’ve been on teams that on the surface didn’t have these metrics matter, but the top effort points achiever got bonuses on the DL.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago

What did you do?? You refacted the code and now it's better organized but you overall got rid of lines?

I'll set up a PMD meeting to help you out of this problem, but fair to say don't expect a raise or a bonus this year.

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm just a hobbyist, but I'm always more proud of commits that remove stuff.

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Removing shit and it still working perfectly the same is absolutely a goal everyone should have. Less code means less to maintain.

[–] Baizey@feddit.dk 6 points 2 days ago

And being more performant, the perfect trio

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[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

i refactored some web code i wrote ten years ago and it's more elegant and a tenth the size with new features because of language advancements. feels great.

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

You reminded me of a story I recently read, where the author highlighted just how much awesome programming someone had done by describing how their hands were cramping up.

It's like estimating how well an artist paints by looking at how much paint is on their clothes, or judging how good a cook is by how many cuts and burns they have. The actions that cause those things are incidental to the process, not central, and an excessive amount points to incompetence, not hard and skillful work.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Didn’t you hear? We’re going back to KLOC for measurement of productivity.

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[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 27 points 3 days ago

People who've never reviewed a PR be like. Wow green number big, is good.

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[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 124 points 3 days ago (1 children)
vibes = vibes-3

if (outage) {
fix()
}

Coding is so easy

[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 109 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They just forgot to include "no bugs" in the prompt.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I would love to know if this actually makes a difference though haha. I believe it might make a slight one as it could try to rethink about it depending on the model

I usually just ask it to recheck line by line for bugs with a thinking model and that’s pretty good at solving potential bugs, but they still need to be reviewed obviously. I only use open weight models though so they might be a bit inferior

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Slop points aside, I found 5.4 to be pretty ass compared to 5.3 codex. Took way longer and wasted more tokens.

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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

that's good, mandatory meetings always (ALWAYS) solve the problem! /s

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

You know what's funny?

I use AI to develop software. However when I'm looking for libraries to do things if I see a CLAUDE.md file I have to look and see when it was added and hold it against the library if it's early in the history.

It's like prewar steel.

I also recognize it's hypocritical.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I love this sabotage. Has this worked against anyone that you know of yet?

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[–] drath@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Positive diff? Pfft, amateurs. If I ever see even a 1000 line PR I'm instantly rejecting and closing it. Learn to code, not generate bullshit.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 points 2 days ago

If you write tests and add features you can easily go up to 1000, don’t know what you're talking about

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 52 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We are n weeks away for not needing developers anymore

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

About 6 months to replace devs since 2023.

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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the shitty Windows upgrades as of late has been vibecoded as well.

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[–] radio@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 days ago

Live by the vibes, die by the vibes.

[–] MortUS@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I like that this is lowkey a Polymarket Advertisement too. The internet truly is a wonderous place.

hhnhnhn polymarket

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 days ago

What could go wrong?

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