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Hank?
Thank GOD I wasn’t the only person who immediately thought of these frogs lmao.
Why you got a hole where your peepee should be?
And why did Arby’s deliver a sandwich there?
Well they tried to order a sausage link first, but the only ones that Arby's had were just those little dinky ones.
... Because men and women have differently scaled and proportioned pelvises, slightly different configurations of muscles layered over and anchored to the pelvis, significantly differently configured pelvic floor regions, as well as different propensities to store fat in different areas.
This leads to slightly different standing postures between the two primary sexes, which further introduces subtle shape differences to an ass, due to different muscle groups tending to be developed to slightly different amounts.
Seriously, they look different because sexual dimorphism is a thing, the anatomy is actually slightly different.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say... you'd know that, at least generally, if you'd seen a reasonable amount of differently sexed butts.
They're not small, they're cold :(
Leave my Hank Hill butt out of this!
Excuse me, I prefer the term: 'diminished gluteal syndrome'.
We’re here! No rear!
Okay sis i mean you definitely ain't see my friend joshua's ass, that ass stupid big
Needs to be that shape to helicopter.
You don't want to see my butt loose brother
Was it the old friend you mentioned? Glad it went well
yeah
we had a disagreement over condom usage
it was fun but it s one and done as i disliked his attitude
Oh shit, I may already commented in that one 😅
Why is it a foreign idea to use condoms? I don't want no diseases!
Saw that post. That Burger King needs to wrap his whopper.
it s one and done as i disliked his attitude
Having read your other post this seem like a good idea.
Good girl ;P
My butt feels like it would look like Hank Hill's but it actually looks more like the moon (it's big, round and full of craters).
You clearly aren't a bathhouse diva, some men really got some motion down there! The bears especially! Shout out to the bears
Because you keep pointing and judging!
if im naked i have every reason to be tense
if someone sees my smol pp its game over don't you understand
Smol PP is a state of mind. Just rock out with your cock out like no one is watching :)
Brother, you're tensing up the wrong region if that's your concern.
Just assert dominance.
There's a reason that nearly every ancient culture has an erect member as a fairly prominent element of their cultural symbolism.
been working hard to fix that
Ahem, please leave my long back alone.I'm sensitive about it, not sensitive enough to do any squats though.
😔
i feel too seen rn