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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 135 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.

It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all they really had going.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I always assumed Waffle House was never really a destination, but somewhere you end up hungover or coming down from your actual destination?

Are there crazy people who actually go there just to go!?

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

Remaining use cases for Waffle House are drunk fights and measuring the scale of natural disasters / catastrophic events, see Waffle House Index.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I like Waffle House. I am also not getting massive meals when I go. My kids get Waffles and Bacon, I get a Bacon Egg and Cheese. Our whole bill is maybe 20 bucks, which after materials and the time involves isn't much more than at home.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yes it's my literal favorite

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No one really goes to Waffle House on purpose.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Last time I went to Waffle House was for a quick breakfast on my way to buy my girlfriend Plan B.

On your way? Should have just asked, I bet someone at the waffle house could have sold it to you.

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Once when I was in Indiana I went to a waffle house because I had never been. I wanna say it was late 2023. I think it seemed fairly cheap as far as eating at a restaurant goes but that may have just been because I am not from Indianapolis.

I remember thinking the food was alright. I'd definitely paid more for worse.

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

I remember years ago Steak N Shake came out with some promo that was something like "10 meals under $10" and Waffle House responded with I think 15 under $5.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

replace waffle house with fast food and nothing changes

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 98 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you'd like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?"

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

"This place is nasty. Terrible cooks, idiot staff!"

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone should make a PVP game set in a waffle house.

Will you be a front worker or kitchen staff ?

What skills do each get.

For every 5 hours of play, you level up.

Or will you be the crack head , the karen, the racist, the drunk , or the guy who slaps his gf in public. ?

Random assignment each game.

I'd watch.

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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (18 children)
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all β€œI’m gonna make sure to get some felonies before I’m done eating,” and just not even backing down?

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure meth is involved.

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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She got fired for this video, unfortunately. :(

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

WH doesn’t deserve an employee this dedicated. I hope she went on to better things like security or setting fire to the bourgeoisie… any job that lets her throw down from time to time.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd love to know why this shit kicked off, but I think "Waffle house fight" will have waaay too many results to find the motivations behind THIS SPECIFIC one.

Also, I love the "Careers? Text WAFFLE to 123456" as if this is a stealth recruitment drive

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just woke up, and I know this is the best thing I'll see all day.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

I've been up for awhile. You're absolutely correct.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Good I love that video. It looks like some jedi shit the way she caught that chair.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I would like to subscribe to more Waffle House content please

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdbool.h>

int main(){
        while(true){
                printf("Oh shit!\n");
        }
}
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[–] wpb@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is advertising. Cute posts from corporate accounts are there for no reason other than creating brand awareness. You reposted advertising.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

"come to our restaurant and partake in the legal system as a witness!"

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I thought it was funny, so I upvoted

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Could be true but I still love it.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

While true, people still want to talk about shared experiences, and this is one of them.

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[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Waffle House: "Sup brah?"

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A few years back, I had a GF from South Carolina. We have one Waffle House here where I live, but it's a half-hour drive away so I'd never been. She insisted we go, and now I fucking love Waffle House. It's like a full step back in time, and one step to the left. I think the employees must need to audition for the job, like a movie or TV show.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

"You got a criminal background?"

"No"

"Well, if you do well enough we might be able to look past that"

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Waffle House is definitely like Springer.

Springer wishes it were Waffle House

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Waffle House quality is probably fine. I wouldn't know, I was always drunk when I was taken there...

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The staff was always under the influence when you were there so evens stevens I guess.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Waffle House with the "Say it to my face, bitch!"

[–] Averagejoe@lemmy.org 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That is a guy who never tried the chili on waffle or chicken and waffles.Β 

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love waffle House. Its one of my favorite places to eat.

I don't even need a menu.

I'm also morbidly obese I don't know if those two things have anything in common.

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Carl gon learn today.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone who rips on waffle house hasn't been tired, hungry, possibly hungover, and had $10 in their pocket. Eat like a king, bottomless coffee, and no frills food. I'll take waffle house over Denny's any day.

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