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[–] Zabuxx@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I could live there...

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 4 days ago (9 children)

That's peak male living experience? I do not agree. This is my living room:

Keep in mind, a screen can come down for my beamer so I have a home cinema. THIS is peak male living experience.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Approved. I will see you, and raise:

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You own a lot of buttons and knobs sir.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

THIS is peak ~~male~~ musician living experience

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

THIS is peak ~~male~~ ~~musician~~ nerd living experience

My pc is a gaming rig, my beamer and screen are a home cinema, my tiny shed has a full wood working station, laser cutter station and soldering station, upstairs is a full 3D printer station, photo studio, my magic the gathering and board games collection, the rest of my technic Lego sets. My synth wall is just a part of the whole picture.

[–] Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This is peak ~~male~~ ~~musician~~ ~~nerd~~ living experience

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah true, all my female friends are also impressed. The only thing they comment on is that I don't have enough plants. But that's because my 3 two-your-old cats destroyed most of them. I'll get more plants when they get passed their puberty.

[–] MorkofOrk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You're right, I need this room in my life

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[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This will be me in a few weeks. Wife walked out on me and she owns all the furniture so minimalist space here we come. Great for VR and I can set up a little photo studio, with space left over for my crying chair!

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

idk if that's better or worse than leaving the furniture

now I have a bunch of furniture I don't like

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

That's a lot of empty wall space that could be used to mount swords

[–] addie@feddit.uk 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Two mattresses? Is he expecting guests?

I'm assuming that his beer fridge is just out of shot, as well.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

... you have an extra mattress for guests? Always thought the pizza box and newspaper was good enough....

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

This is mom’s basement. She storing the other down there.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lies. Where's the dresser full of kink gear and bad dragon toys?

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago

it’s okay it’s there out of frame; it just has to be safe for meta platforms

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I could garbage pick enough furniture to fill that room in a week

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Too many mattresses and should only have the gaming chair not the one he is currently sitting on makes him look like a hoarder.

I assumed he was sitting on a portable commode.

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

You forgot that one wardrobe from IKEA that wasn't even unboxed and assembled near the bed.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Inflatable and foldable furniture is very practical for bachelors though who are young and move a lot.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Yeah the obsession of like “make it a home” is weird to me in a world of rising living costs and very few being able to afford a house. My apartment complex just raised my rent $200 this year and that’s low compared to the market. Why the fuck would I put posters or photos up I’m going to have to take down when I can’t afford the next rent increase next year?

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Inflatable is practical for no one, and flat pack wood stuff has been the default for decades

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[–] Everyday0764@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

at least the room is big

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

*looks around my royally messed up apartment*

Um... seems okay to me...

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

At least it’s clean. I’ve definitely lived in worse places

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Could move the Crying Chair into the corner, and then you have a more open space in the middle of the room for Crying while Lying on the Floor

[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 3 days ago

This is amazing for VR

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Don't you guys value having a good sound system? I can live with a 14" screen but give me some of those beatiful deep bass, rich highs and mids, and a nice balanced stereo image or I'll thow a tantrum

[–] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Uh, most of us can't afford homes and have shared (cheap) walls.

My neighbors tend to retaliate when I crank music and I value silence at least some of the time. Good headphones are enough for me.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Why does he have so much space? Stupid bastard has overcapitalised. And a computer chair. Sheer luxury that is.

My first place when I moved out of home was a room where I had a couch, a single bed and a coffee table doe my computer. I sat on the floor when I was using my computer.

Clean clothes at one end. Dirty in a garbage bag. Small passage between couch and bed to move back and forth to the door.

Leaves more money for acid, MDMA and nitrous.

Maybe leave the nitrous out of it OP. Being a nitrous fiend is bad.

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I need at least two 23" monitors and a desk that can change height so I can work standing and sitting or my back is going to kill me.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was so close to getting one of those desks for 100€ used when someone listed it on a used items website (a new one goes for like 700€ or so). Literally saw the add go up the same day. I kept messaging them on the app every 2 weeks or so without any responses.

Then they replied 4 months later telling me the item has already been sold. How? To whom? How did they contact you? The ad was only on one singular website afaik and they had no contact info listed.

I am still mad about it to this day.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You can get a new one at ikea for around €300

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I prefer bed off the ground at least a bit but it's still better than homeless

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The photos in the comments are making me depressed

[–] username123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Not enough trackballs? 

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why is the ceiling so short? That looks like its 6ft at max.. I'd be bashing my head in here...

It's probably the basement of an older house.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

I wish I had such a bed

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