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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 hours ago

Cut and saw, until it is done!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

Best I can do is mowing the lawn in Doom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaJgzKOypU

dl the WAD here

[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Knee Deep In The Underbrush

The Shores Of Sawdust

Inferno

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Your wife has a case for my wood.

Don’t get up. I’ll see myself out.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 5 hours ago

Funny how she has trouble finding it!

(Hold the door for me please, I'm right behind you).

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 64 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It sucks having to wait until you're 81 to play with your wood.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grinka@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago
  1. If the smaller number comes first it gets subtracted.
[–] username_1@programming.dev 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It sucks being so obedient to actually pay attention to random numbers on the shiny disks :)

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Better than speeding through school zones.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

does 81 through a school zone

"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN"

[–] xtools@programming.dev 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

ah with pre-SA Jian

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It have a T-shirt that says "MOOD" in just that style! Of course, since I'm the one wearing it I only ever see it in the mirror.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 8 hours ago
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago

You can look at it before putting it on. Your welcum!

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Someone should make this a Gzdoom mod.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

There's already a sourceport called Woof.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

i mean like a mod about deforestation called "wood" where you cut down trees.
similar to this meme
but i think i get your point "woof" does rhyme with "wood"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

"woof" does rhyme with "wood"

No it doesn't. The only way 'wood' sounds anything like "woof" is when pronounced by Jonathan Ross (the English TV guy, not the American murderer) 😛

[–] prex@aussie.zone 9 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be?
There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Yea with all these simulator game being popular, i can't see why a tree-felling sim wooden get as much praise as powerwashing sim.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Farm Simulator has a bunch of tree farming content in the base game

[–] errer@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Valheim is basically that, with the added fun of occasionally being squished by a troll

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

So basically the EXACT same thing as being a Swedish lumberjack IRL!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

You're the Wood guy, you're taking care of a forest.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

RUST has a pretty fun "minigame" where you have to connect certain points with each axe chop/chainsaw cut to quickly fall the tree, always wondered why that hasn't been poached for other games.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If the pope shits in the woods, does Doom Guy hear it?

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

He is not just hearing, he's on his way! (The Pope is actually the final boss. The Woodguy(tm) was living in peace with all the animals, until The Pope came and started shitting all around.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I’m sorry, this looks like a gorgeous game, I would love it, but it is potentially devastatingly worse for the environment. Of course this depends on hell ventilation and demon methane output

Have we considered a BFG that plants trees