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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why do these screenshots always show the comments in the wrong order? Is twitter really set up like that?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

The twitter feed is bottom to top anyway, so the retweet replies are shown that way (regular replies are top to bottom which is why nobody uses them and just quote tweets everything)

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think it's because they've screencapped the original and attached it as an image and images are always below the body of text in a tweet

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

I agree with Eylon. No more subsidies, no more outside anything. Thirsty? There's no water? Talk to your imaginary god. Hungry? Food doesn't grow? Same thing.

[–] warbosstodd@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago

And to have every other country fund it. 

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

stay there

after they locked the doors, killed you dog and wife, tortured your brother and starved you children while withholding them medical aid

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Sometimes as Palestine would say, I just want my grandma’s house that the government stole from her and kicked her naked into the street. I miss the good memories.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

Why won't somebody think about the poor land-thieving child-murdering Israelis...

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 134 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What do Israelis want?

It's to be able to commit genocide in peace.

[–] dm_me_yabooty@feddit.nl 1 points 13 hours ago

And to provide their citizens with free healthcare at us tax payer cost. Also obviously that all girls school was asking for it /s

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (8 children)
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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 163 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Israel is literally waging a war to expand borders, so yeah, maybe they want to be left alone in the sense that they won't accept any state other than Israel existing in the end.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 62 points 2 days ago (54 children)

It’s … wild because this is part of the roots of the Jewish people being chased from their lands.

In a world where folks accepted other peoples gods but revered their own … the monotheistic Abrahamic religions fucked all that up.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 32 points 2 days ago

A bunch of Europeans calling themselves Israelites has about as much weight as a bunch of Europeans calling themselves Aryans.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"When I wanna be left alone, I just kill my neighbors. 🤷‍♂️"

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

Withdraw to your 1967 borders. Then we talk.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 days ago (4 children)

And you just start beating the shit out of your smallest neighbour while occupying their house

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Or bombing them and then killing the ambulance drivers that come to help them and bulldoze then into a ditch

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[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 31 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Israel is a failed experiment in statehood. It's about motherfucking time for every decision maker in virtually every government in the world to acknowledge that - and correct course.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look up UN votes on various issues regarding Israel. We're already there, and have been for decades. It's just that the US holds the UN hostage with their veto power.

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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 days ago

What they want is no resistance to their colonial expansion.

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