Penal batalion, once manpower runs out they're gonna send to war without a gun. Sorry bro
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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Penal battalion ahoy!
Not soldiers nor generals , conscientious objectors are the real heroes when the call to arms comes from a fascist government
Some have the fortitude needed for saboteurism
Plot twist: draft dodgers will be sent to El Salvador and lose their US citizenship. SCOTUS will OK this b/c if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US, you don’t deserve citizenship.
if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US
*unwilling to "defend" Israel
Whoops, looks like there might be a number of friendly fire incidents in the future....
I'd rather that too
I don't think you want to go to torture prison
More than killing people and possibly being killed? Yes
No one wants to, but if it’s that or kill other innocent people…
I won’t claim that I’d make the same decision after a couple of years in the torture prison, but from the untortured side of things, my choice is clear.
Draft dodgers hmu, there's plenty of room (and plenty of choring) at my place
Umm yea, my place too, totally not a sting operation
FUD, classic CIA chatbot strat ;)
My brother's dad used to bang this draft dodger named Mustard Guts Jimmy every summer when we'd go camping and it was usually the highlight of the trip because he always cooked the best honey mustard sausages. 19 years later I found out they called him Mustard Guts because whenever my brothers dad banged him he'd secrete a mustard like substance out his ass and use it as a condiment. Pretty gross to think about but nostalgia has me wanting to go camping with them so I can have those delicious sausages again.
I believe the kids these days call it queer absurdist art but I think it's fuckin dumb