And that's how you killed the wrong one. The real eeyore knew you would suspect the one that tried avoiding death, finally finding a way to achieve his goal without having to lie...except about his desire... one last time...
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Damn thats like depression squared, good shit eeyore
The real eeyore doesn't have blood. He has cotton stuffing.
Probably wouldn't have worked anyhow...