If they don't want to be eaten then why do they keep telling people to gobble gobble them up
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
178 points (98.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
38682 readers
4332 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Seems a little difficult to eat an entire country, idk
Genghis Khan disagrees.
If turkeys didn't want to be eaten why are they so delicious?
Checkmate, Peta.
If dogs didn't want to be eaten, why is Elwood's Organic Dog Meat so delicious? /s
I love that so much! I'm actually laughing I've never seen that before! I fucking love it! I'm a meat eater who raises and eats his own meat and strives to give my animals the best life they can until they have"one bad day". But I absolutely adore the satirical irony of that site.
Being eaten by a superior creature is part of a turkey's lifecycle and who are we to deny them that honor?
I don't want to be eaten either but I won't care when I'm dead.
Myth: Turkeys are killed by the industry for that purpose
Truth: Turkeys just mystersouly show up dead after falling into the big killing machine that the industry had nothing to do with
TÜRKİYE NAMBIR VAN BEYBEEEE ASIN BAYRAKLARIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Neither does grass that is why cut grass smells like that. It is a chemical compound to notify birds and other insect eating animals that there is free dinner.
I love how someone downvoted you for this comment, not understanding reality that it's been scientifically proven that it's a distress call.
Yet when I make that argument to the court, they say "what" and call me a "cannibal". Smh /s