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I came here to share that exact image. You beat me to it you bastard! Srs about the bastard part. I'm not trying to be playful.
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What a terrible day to be literate.
I came here to type that exact comment. You beat me to it you bastard! Jk about the bastard part. I'm just trying to be playful.
"Close the damn door, it sounds like a horse pissing on a flat stone in there!" - My mom
Amusing thing about this. Women do tend to pee more loudly and my trans brain for whatever reason was dysphoric about it. Post surgery though because of the shorter urethra, wider opening, and general angle of everything, I'm happily peeing like I'm frying pork chops
Imagine if they gave you an option.
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[ ]Typical Pussy[x]Big Ass Horse Pussy
Does that mean people with shorter and wider dicks pee louder too?
i think it's more that pussy havers can justβ speedrun pissing without any consequences, push as hard as you can and there it is, double stream? doesn't matter. piss went to the left midway through? no worries
Bitches that pee loud also pee fast! In and out before you know it. Such an evolutionary advantage, tiger canβt kill when so fast.
Donβt ask me how I know.
This also my fetish AMA.
In season 6 episode 19, of the 90s television show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, titled In The Pale Moonlight, do you think Captain Sisko was justified in attacking Garak for the Assassination of the Romulan Ambassador, even tho Sisko knew full well the extent Garak was willing to go to fulfil his orders, due to his time in the obsidian order and also told him to " Just get it done", even if it was successful in bringing the romulans into the war and changing the outcome of the Dominion War?
Sir, this is a ~~Wendyβs~~ lemmyshitpost.
What kinda wine do you usually pair with salmon?
I very, very rarely drink. If I'm eating salmon, it's most often in the form of nigiri sushi, so I'd say likely a chilled, dry sake.
I really like the Pouilly-fumΓ© with salmon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pouilly-Fum%C3%A9
Do you regularly pull up a seat at AMAs for other people?
Not regularly, no. Only when I feel I can help with my experience.
Fuck off Wesker! You killed Enrico!
(Sorry I just played through the og game)
Nope, no questions, not sorry!
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Yall out there judging people's pissing noise levels? Jesus, humans are strange.
I think the dude I'm the image is savoring the sound.
Nothing wrong with horse pussy.
Home instance checks out.
But urine doesn't come out of the vagina.
Well, not for guys it doesn't. It comes out of the balls!
That's just where it's stored. If it's coming out of them (like, directly), then you need to see a doctor.
It should be coming out of your butt.
Some mornings I wake up with holes in my balls and the piss goes everywhere.
People pay good money for the sprinkler effect.
And you cannot change my mind.
Then youβre not putting enough in there.
I rarely lol at comments, but this one got me.
Not with that attitude
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Yes
~~A girl who pops~~
A girl who shits
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