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submitted 5 days ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The clerk says, "certainly sir, will this be cash or card?"

The duck says, "put it on my bill"

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[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

”So sorry, sir... We only have grapes."

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

A duck goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms

The clerk replies "Certainly, shall I put it in your bill?"

"Do I look like some sort of pervert?!"

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Pharmacist asked if the duck had a prescription but the duck said he refused to go see some quack !