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[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's the oled but I have had summer hacking feels without the pain

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you even read the screen in broad daylight?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One guy even has sunglasses, like there's no way he can see anything

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Maybe it's polarized glass, so it takes more away of the sunlight than the display light. He can't tilt his head too much though.

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[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The bit about people bringing their laptops to the beach smells like RTO propaganda

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is like the idea of having sex on the beach. Who really wants that. You didn't think it through if you want that. Do you really want to invite sand and salmonella to the mix?

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago

I have a fucking awesome gaming laptop. It has like 2 hours of battery life tops. (the very highly operative word being "tops") Just today I was anxious about pulling it out of my backpack due to the fact it's being spingtime and literally all of the winter walkway gravel is in the wind. I'm a Nikon fangirl and I very much hesitated to uncap my lens.

[–] Cardinal-Rule@kbin.earth 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Same thing with eating outside. I could be indoors with air conditioning and not squinting my eyes while shooing away flies, but some normie in my party wanted to eat outside because "it's nice out." Meanwhile my napkins are blowing off the table that I need to dab away the sweat dripping down my face. What a great idea!

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[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

For those with modern MacBooks capable of HDR, check out an app called “Vivid” for working outdoors. I use it. Life changer.

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[–] zewm@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Am I the only one that sees Brendon Frazier and David Duchovney?

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