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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] egrets@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you're going to punctuate.
Punctuate like you're
the thousandth monkey
in the typing pool
and brother
ook ook ooḳ

[–] PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

be the monkey that achieves Hamlet

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll go out a limb and guess that, since this is apparently lawyer related, the jeenius is used to defending high net worth criminals, and may be one such

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Either he's a criminal attorney, or a criminal attorney.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 days ago

Money doesn't mean you are smart, have good taste or a sense of humour. Apparently the boss who put this here fits the same bill.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

So cannibalize the last of your species in an imaginary race to the top that ends up being a zero-sum game? Not, "Hey, screw this dude, let's build our own boat so all three of us can survive"?

[–] webp@mander.xyz 17 points 2 days ago

This is a perfect place for a christian fanfic poster

[–] homes@piefed.world 19 points 2 days ago

Well, it is a law firm

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

There's multiple kinds of monkies and apes

[–] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca -3 points 2 days ago

This either is a mediocre joke, and not true…or it is true but their idea of “high net worth” is owning a small town hardware store lol