That's it, again?
JAIL TIME!
If I steal a bread to feed my hungry children I'll go to jail, but this guy ficks around with billions and all he gets is a tiny slap on his fingers?
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2026
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Oh No, point 2 % of his net worth
0.2%
literally less than a traffic ticket in terms of scale
...is Musk worth a trillion dollars now?
I mean, financially, yeah I think so. Which is ironic, since as a person he's worth about as much as a large turd in a small bag.
I mean I dislike the guy as much as you, but almost all of his “wealth” is paper wealth. He may very well not be able to liquidate 2% of his wealth (fine with me).
He doesn't have to liquidate shit, none of them do. They borrow against their holdings.
Point is that if I commit fraud or steal anything over 10 dollars I might go to jail
This guy lies steals and cheats by the billions and he gets a hug
Jail the motherfucker already
Reminds me of the same defense some people make in divorce court
Paper wealth and theoretical wealth, he will have to borrow that $2B using paper value as collateral.
He must pay a pittance, to be paid in 20 equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each.
Nothing ever happens though, so he'll just take a loan and stop be beat as wealthy as he already was
Drop in a bucket. He should be fined of the money he paid to buy Twitter.
Cool, so when this reaches Appeals court (which is where it's absolutely going next because they'll definitely appeal it), that 2.1B$ fine will get knocked down to 10$ and a blowjob (for Elon).
But hey, the Washington Post or whatever can get a nice little headline out of it where they pretend billionaires face any sort of punishment in this Capitalist hellscape for 5 seconds so that's nice.
To be clear, the punishment wasn't him loosing 2B, he wouldn't even notice the difference. The punishment was being told he was wrong by a jury of his "peers".
I don't understand why these courts charge a set fine for stuff like this. This is clearly an extremely unique case. The man is 20% shy of being a trillionaire.
What really needs to be done is they need to charge a percentage of his profits. Say 20 to 30%.
This idea needs to be fine tuned. The problem is that parasitic oligarchs don’t have a real income.
For those who don’t know, the parasite oligarchs take the vast amount of stock that they own and take it to a bank. The bank gives the parasite a loan with the stock as collateral. Right off the vat, the parasite gets to claim debt on their taxes. The parasite will then take the loan and use it to buy more stock or companies or anything that generates more wealth.
Loan gets paid off with the generated wealth. Due to generous tax loop holes put into place by politicians). The parasite gets to claim that they didn’t make any money and get a tax bill of zero and sometimes a refund.
What really needs to be done is they need to charge a percentage of his profits. Say 20 to 30%.
Lol. That's not how the state serves capitalism. Fixed fines!!! Gotta put the burden the poor every time.
Antonin Scalea capped punative damages
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That is the price of new phone for him compared to us...
If the punishment is a fine, it's only illegal for poor people.
The only war is class war.
Considering he’s made $400B since acquiring Twitter, this was just a minor cost of doing business.
And there is almost zero chance he actually pays this. If anything, it will be a fraction of the amount in 20 years after he exhausts appeals and pushes deadlines to the max.
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For the rest of us, there would be a seizure of assets and a prison term.
Basically, and it's not even like this is a corporation that has some level of money machine go burr, it's straight up one man who did this and is responsible it should be cut and dry and he should be spending the next few decades in prison.
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So that's like me paying a $20 fine. GOOD JOB
Except he almost certainly won't be paying anywhere near that amount, if anything.
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Spoiler alert: he won’t pay or admit any wrongdoing.
It should be % based of his income. Otherwise it’s not a punishment
Is this your first time in capitalism? That's how every fine works. There are no punishments for the privileged.
The president is a pedophile who has been prosecuted for like 30 felonies. They're not fining the creep at all. That's reality.
This does not work because he will find a way to have 0 income (legally). I don't know how we can make the billionaires pay, but we should tax the assets not the incomes.
A gun works pretty good, or maybe something like Logan's run but instead of it being age based it's wealth based.
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He'll have it back in a month...
That's a fine of $2 out of a total of $800.
I'd speed past cameras if I was running late, and that was the fine.
I wasn't invested in Twitter, but when I heard he was trying to get out of it I bought some stock. I knew he couldn't get out of the deal because it doesn't work like that and he's a dumb ass.
My only regret was not buying more. Thanks for the money, idiot.
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He's made billions more after and because of it so he doesn't give a shit about a meaningless, billion dollar fine.
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So the public paid to see another billionaire do things nobody else can do and get away with it. Nice.
They should repossess it and place it in the hands of a responsible steward...
I wish “massive white color crime” for the expediency that a “Black dude swelling a bit of weed” got.
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