Oh, yeah, I'm DEFINITELY on that list.
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I would never criticize the most sacred cultural practices of ny cultural betters!
Why, if i were younger i would absolutely submit myself to prima nocta via required draft tracking app! Like any good servant of the enlightened ones!
I mourn only that the app did not exist when i was of useful age!
Im eternally grateful they shut down protein recycling for women over 14 "because recycling is woke". Truly our masters are wise.
I'm hoping to be out of the country or dead by then
PETER THIEL IS A PEDOPHILE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES THOUSANDS OF TIMES
And yet it is you who is sent to the gulag
EDIT: Edited only because I need to keep the account for a bigger goal.
Basically, I made sure I'm on the list.
What is the bigger goal?
Propping up as many people as possible, creating a positive economic cascade. Can't allow my hard feelings to get in the way of that.
Add it to the list of lists classifying me as an extremist.
I had a 12 year account, and a million Karma on Reddit, before being permabanned in the post-Inauguration bloodbath. They already have a fat file on me, what's another page?
Yeah, it never took much. Take a video of a factory farm abusing their animals? Fucking radical leftist Antifa-extreme menace to society level terrorist.
You still can't do pedophilia though. Only the rich.
Radical anti-clerical stance here. Atheist slander of the faithful and their sacred rights will also get you on a list.
i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia
That's why we are in poverty. We lack the wisdom and discernment of our wise masters.
With that kind of attitude, you'll never become a billionaire.
The way things are going people will have to have kids in secret and keep them hidden just to make sure Republicans don't molest them.
Make sure you avoid any churches.
Way ahead of the curve on that one.
This reads like new headcanon for why the ~~RePedos~~ Population Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.)
The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?
That seems to be the one we're making. I dont know why everyone's choosing that, but it's very popular.
Why does this make it feel like we're living in Roman times?
Because of the crass imperialism dehumanization and pedophilia. Plus all the dudes doimg it fetishize the roman empire.
Dont worry though. Its not! Its more like a mash-up of greatest misses from the roman empires and dark ages europe!
Because the fall of an empire holds deep almost mythic significance and we seek it.
But it won't work that way this time.
Somehow the hacker known only as "4chan" and the leader of Antifa are still at large.
I'd prefer getting executed than living in this shitty world
We still have the Midterm Election, and it is likely to go well for Dems, no matter what MAGA tries to do to stop it. Wait and see how that goes. We still may get out of this without things getting too crazy. But if it doesn't go well, ponder this:
As the Marines were about to invade Iwo Jima, the Japanese commander issued the order that every soldier was to kill 10 enemy soldiers before dying.
Just sayin.'
Are you going to wait for them to come, or are you going to make a difference?
Oh yeah I can do Luigi maybe
Paparazzi? I didn't figure them as moral crusaders but God bless.
Ken fucking Start