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Annon was too spicy (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 hours ago by InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 42 minutes ago (2 children)

We'd all be speaking German right now if Hitler actually had a great rack like that.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 27 minutes ago

He wouldn't have needed all that meth either. Could have just fed the armies himself.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 2 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

Honestly, his nipples make some great points.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 hour ago

DLSS 5 ON

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 2 points 13 minutes ago

Never humiliate their favourite leader on 4chan.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Trump has 34 felony convictions

Google "Trump Rule 34" for more info

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

[–] markz@suppo.fi 3 points 1 hour ago

Thanks, I'll pass

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

4chan has rules against troll posts? What now? I thought 4chan was approximately 100% about troll posts.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It seems that a well titted hitler is too politically correct.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 7 points 1 hour ago

A well titted Titler*

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 hours ago

This trend of big tiddy fake images is glorious.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hitler big naturals 😔

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The 34SS

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago

Now we know why the comparison in Monty Python's song "Henry Kissinger" was

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler

and bigger tits than Cher

rather than the other way around.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Nice