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Annon was too spicy (lemmy.world)

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 hour ago

They hated him for not being a coward. Put huge naturals on everything.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

We'd all be speaking German right now if Hitler actually had a great rack like that.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

He wouldn't have needed all that meth either. Could have just fed the armies himself.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Honestly, his nipples make some great points.

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 10 points 3 hours ago

Never humiliate their favourite leader on 4chan.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 hours ago

DLSS 5 ON

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Trump has 34 felony convictions

Google "Trump Rule 34" for more info

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 6 points 2 hours ago

Visit www. lemonparty.org to join the bloc of voters who have soured on Trump and are looking to make lemonade from the lemons of MAGA.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago

[–] markz@suppo.fi 4 points 4 hours ago

Thanks, I'll pass

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

4chan has rules against troll posts? What now? I thought 4chan was approximately 100% about troll posts.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago

every bastion of freeze peach is littered with wheelbarrows of hypocrisy.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It seems that a well titted hitler is too politically correct.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A well titted Titler*

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Huge Titler!

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hitler big naturals 😔

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The 34SS

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

Now we know why the comparison in Monty Python's song "Henry Kissinger" was

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler

and bigger tits than Cher

rather than the other way around.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 hours ago

This trend of big tiddy fake images is glorious.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Nice