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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 6 points 24 minutes ago

You absolutely cannot separate the art from the artist.

You can…by pirating everything Harry Potter.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Inventor of polyjuice hates users of permanent polyjuice

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 points 28 minutes ago

When people say something is “clearly” something, I simply assume they’re either not familiar with the definition or are so arrogant as to be meaningless noise generators.

Fuck... we live in a timeline of cunts so bad that every day there's an asshole whose death will be celebrated as a holiday when it finally happens.

It's so bad that I'm hoping for a painful death of all of them. They don't deserve a peaceful quiet death, but a nasty one. And I'll stop here because what I think is, at the very least, worthy of deletion by the mods.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 20 points 2 hours ago

I'm not sure she's an asset, atleast not unless you think she's an "asset" to the fungus that lives in her house and has taken over her mind.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

She spent too much time on Shitter. Went from being supposedly multiculturalist to discussing ways to eliminate trans persons.

[–] manxu@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

I am just waiting for the rewrite where Voldemort was AFAB.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

The witch of black mold, she is.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 hours ago

In Canada that is likely a human rights violation subject to a tribunal. Murky enough to be indeterminate in terms of conviction, but a really good case of an indictable worthy offense.

Fucking nail her to the wall.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world -3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

She looks like a ghoul. No one truly happy has eyes like that.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

You know you can criticize her words and actions instead of moonlighting as one of those shitty YouTubers who pretend to be "body language experts" and pseudoscientifically nitpick people's appearances and movements to death to reach a predetermined conclusion. She's old, has very light irises, is ostensibly out in the cold, and is in a photo somebody cherrypicked out of untold thousands to make her look miserable. Just talk about the laundry list of shitty things she's done instead of this vapid bullshit, please. Her eyes look fine.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

There’s a selfie in my recent post history where I don’t look great either, but at least there’s joy in my cold, dead, Rowling-body-shaming heart.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Thanks for assigning a bunch of opinions to me. I really needed that. You’re a hero. No really, literal giant trophy and a huge parade for you. Blue Angels tearing up the sky, confetti, endless celebrations, and a confession of a deeply felt yet heretofore unmentioned marriage proposal from The Rock himself, while busty women in impossible bikinis hand you many briefcases full of money as you’re standing there on your parade float. You’ve served your country well. There’s twelve Nobel Prizes waiting for you after your victory parade where you single-handedly saved the global economy and the environment because you assigned a bunch of opinions to me. From the bottom of my heart, and from the tears of all seven billion people watching your parade on television, I deliver my deepest heartfelt gratitude for those assigned opinions.

I’m not “pretending to be a body language expert,” I’m a fucking jabroni on the internet.

How about this?

She ~~looks like~~ is a fucking ghoul.

EDIT: also every picture of her should show her feeling miserable because she is not allowed to feel joy.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world -3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Skimmed the rest, but:

How about this?

She ~~looks like~~ is a fucking ghoul.

Cut. Print. Check the gate. It's fabulous.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I am sorry the parade I spent seven years planning for you wasn’t up to your standards. With the rest of the earth’s money, I will try once more. I need to train another five hundred thousand dancers.