this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] massacre@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

This feels like maybe I've had my internet quota for the day??

Nah...

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago
[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 33 minutes ago

Mormon Jesus (well, I think, that's the only group I've seen using this) painting has an understandable reaction.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

How, just how would he know this stuff? Did he break his arms?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 56 minutes ago

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

[–] pubquiz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

The Aristocrats!