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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 128 points 2 months ago (6 children)

There's no law saying guys can't wear sundresses too

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 138 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We could make Sundress and Propeller Hat the standard summer outfit, but we have failed as a society.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That might actually be illegal in Florida.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 49 points 2 months ago

It is a moral imperative to break unjust laws.

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

There's no law saying you have to be in Florida

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else's land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Skill issue, get good scrub

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[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 11 points 2 months ago

Cargo shorts are sexier though.

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[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Looking swolt

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men's mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It's giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Who can afford that kind of comically oversized lollypop on a normal salary?

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

How i look in my summer outfit

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Got them thangs thangin dude

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

you got some nice titties. bit hairy for my taste, but still.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.

I don't even mean in a femboy sense (though that's great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.

Edit: and also lanky thin guys in dresses too

Edit 2: Might be useful context to know that I am a woman, so this comment should be read with the understanding that I am "thirstposting on main", as the kids say

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[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Compares dressing for presentation vs dressing for comfort

"Lol genders amirite"

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 31 points 2 months ago (7 children)

That said though, the sundress looks pretty breezy and comfy too

[–] SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago (10 children)

As a cis-het male, I am absolutely clueless about how comfortable or uncomfortable skirts are, let alone a cute dress like that.

Maybe we're missing out, guys.

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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bruh I just put on that is clean and doesn't have holes.

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

men and women dressing differently is pointless

men it is your duty to wear a sundress

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it's been sitting in my "to be repaired" bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

I'm glad :D Not sure if this is the origin of the reference, but it's something like that:

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[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 21 points 2 months ago

That shirt does go hard.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And somehow these exact two people have been together for 5 years. Life is beautiful.

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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Oh look, another message that men are ugly, brutish and childish.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Or, get this, the poster is a guy who genuinely feels like this.

I can't deny that I (as a guy) have often wondered what women see in us, because to me the vast majority of men are poorly dressed on top of looking like we don't take care of ourselves.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Us? Don't drag me in with you. 

I'm straight up invisible to women. 

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Superpower if you ever try to invade the Amazons

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

you tell me that now???

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Makes me sad that men outside of the states don't feel comfortable enough in their bodies to dress like an ogre

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[–] Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3

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[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I actually saw that shirt in the wild once

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

Dandy wear vs. comfortable

[–] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 months ago

Its a Tool Shirt.. but.. yeah, nailed it.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Summer outfit is just winter outfit minus hoodie.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 2 months ago

NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn't taste that great, and they're messy. I mean if offered one I'd still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.

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