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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

This isn't all that much cus of the slot and more to do with that most vga was set up with mounting screws which sadly fell out of favor with hdmi

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

As someone who has skinned his knuckles a thousand times and more, reaching behind equipment to try and loosen a VGA screw, fuck that. I won't even abide those DisplayPort locking cables with the button. It should just pull out.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

Quite happy not having to screw it out and in.
DP is already quite hard to press some of the times in narrow areas.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The primary design goal of VGA was to display video. The primary design goal of HDMI was to prevent the display of video.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And to monetize the display of video. Licensing of that port's supporting technology is holding everyone back.

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Every time I notice I cannot use my full refresh rate over the HDMI on my 7900xtx in Linux because of licencing issues, I get rationally pissed off.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

displayport is the modern successor to vga.

[–] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I wish DisplayPort would become the standard already. It's superior in every way.

HDMI is the microUSB of the video world and I wish it would die already in lieu of DP and USB-C/ThunderBolt.

[–] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 22 minutes ago

Why not USB C? It can carry a DP signal and (obviously) do all the USB stuff you'd ever need too.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's superior in every way.

Not every way, it doesn't do audio. That's really the only downside.

[–] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's incorrect. DP has had audio (up to 8 channels, 24bit@192kHz) since 1.0, nowadays it supports up to 32 channels and 1536kHz sample rate. Wikipedia has the official standards PDFs linked.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

I stand corrected

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

HMDI can also do ethernet, which is very convenient. If you have two devices that support it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

And pass remote control inputs

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 19 hours ago

and it also has a locking mechanism!

[–] matmarspace@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

Fuck HDMI. All my homies use Displayport!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those two screws on the VGA block are tough

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I had a mobo one time that just gave up and the stand offs just screwed off with the cable. Shrug

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Man, I miss those. Talk about enshittification lol

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

hold on, I have something for this

FOUND IT

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need to make screws on ports great again.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's kind of amusing is that all those old ports with the screw-in fasteners were moving around anywhere from 3v to 12v at about 45mA on the high-side. Meanwhile, USB-C can move 240W and has nothing to prevent disconnecting while sending enough power to run a power tool.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

It's even allowed to be randomly unplugged while delivering maximum power

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Look at that thing hang, man it's big.

[–] phx@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (6 children)

That's one of the things I like about Displayport. It locks in but is generally not too hard to remove (depending on your monitor/PC clearance).

The other is that it doesn't involve paying ransom to the HDMI consortium...

[–] skibidi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

The port is great.

Device manufacturers putting said port deep in the bowels of Erebus where no mortal man could hope to actuate the locking mechanism is less great.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 247 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Oh, you want to plug your own computer into your own TV using a cable you own?

Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask (and pay)?

I have a TV with every input including VGA. It is for gaming only at this point.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 182 points 2 days ago (10 children)

The mighty DisplayPort: "what is this peasant behaviour I'm too royal(ty-free) to understand?"

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 65 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Nah, it is all about safety.

If you triple over a stretched HDMI cable it will safely disconnect.

If you triple over a stretched VGA cable... Well, may God save you and your monitor.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're right, having problems with the HDMI staying in IS a skill issue.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 33 points 2 days ago

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS ELECTRICAL SIGNALS INTO COLORED PIXELS. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, MORTAL. DON'T TREAD ON ME.

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[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (8 children)

To be fair, VGA had 2 big ass screws on each side to hold the connection in. If you tightened them all the way down, the VGA connector was essentially part of the fucking machine at that point.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: The connector is called a DE-15, VGA is just the protocol using it in this application.

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