Behold! The impossible!
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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Pig is wearing stilettos
Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event
๐ฎ๐ด Pig: DNF
Devastating
โSignature look of superiority.โ
Clearly AI
"tilt this pig ever so gentle...."
I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole "pigs can't look up" thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha..
oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy's.
Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!
Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren't good enough.
They are good enough to see points of light in a black sky.
That's how humans see stars. But how do we know this about pigs? Can they focus to "infinity"?
And then kill Daredevil
And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
Iโve seen some funny, insightful tweets from this man. Itโs always nice when someone you like as a celebrity seems like someone youโd like as a friend, too.
"... when pigs fly" : basically never
"... when pigs can look up" : basically right now
I kind of want to snuggle a pig in a cozy blanket.
Vincent D'Onofrio?
The guy who was an alien bug in an Edgar skin suit.
The guy who kills Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacke
The guy that plays Kingpin in both Daredevil series.
The guy who knows everything on law and order - SVU.
When I was a boy...