I’m just a pig with dreams to see the sky.
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon...
Pigs can't look up because they have crippling depression.
Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?
That kind of talk is what got him to do a murder suicide that one time.
Now all he cares about is…this city
Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground
It's like Platos cave analogy, but with pigs.
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
Behold! The impossible!
Then it's not a true pig.
Pig is wearing stilettos
Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event
🇮🇴 Pig: DNF
Devastating
“Signature look of superiority.”
Clearly AI
Wow, this is really poetic.
It might be because I'm already reading something that's ultimately about trusting other people and fermenting a strong belief in human kindness and compassion, but this is really doing something to me.
I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole "pigs can't look up" thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha..
oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy's.
this is what it's like to be gentle-dom'd
And then kill Daredevil
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
I think that's just ducks
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren't good enough.
Tbf I can't climb with my eyes either
They are good enough to see points of light in a black sky.
That's how humans see stars. But how do we know this about pigs? Can they focus to "infinity"?
I’ve seen some funny, insightful tweets from this man. It’s always nice when someone you like as a celebrity seems like someone you’d like as a friend, too.
Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!
Vincent D'Onofrio?
The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2
The guy who was an alien bug in an Edgar skin suit.
The guy who kills Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacke
The guy that plays Kingpin in both Daredevil series.
Yes. The guy who played Orson Wells in Ed Wood.
The guy who knows everything on law and order - SVU.
Criminal Intent, but yeah.
"tilt this pig ever so gentle...."
And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots
"... when pigs fly" : basically never
"... when pigs can look up" : basically right now
I kind of want to snuggle a pig in a cozy blanket.
Pigs can be raised as house pets and enjoy a good blankie more than perhaps any other animal (including humans because we're just animals too, yeah?) but also remember that pigs are shockingly omnivorous and will eat human flesh if the fancy takes them. I know that's true of cats but I reckon I could fuck up a cat if I needed to. Pigs, not so sure.
When I was a boy...