4am? The Northern Mockingbirds in my area start at 1am due to light pollution.
Listening to birds scream have sex with me all night every spring is tiresome.
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I was listening to a podcast recently and they were talking about how having the ability to talk to animals sounds so cool, but if you think about it your pets would probably just be constantly going "FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD" and you'd walk outside and instead of beautiful birdsong you'd just hear "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "FUCK ME!"
My cat has started using “vacuum” as a swear word
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QyBhlvAAQDo
If this is to be believed, then animals can actually communicate quite complex thoughts.
So like talking to teenagers?
Our cats would be going, "sit the fuck down so I can nap on your lap", but the dogs would definitely be food and throw the ball.
Not 4am in the evening?
Nah then they won’t be carried away by a moonlight shadow
No, 04:00 a.m. before noon, in the morning
… right after waking up for the day
When I worked night shift, this is how I viewed 4am
Cardinals are the worst for this. Sounds like fucking Star Wars outside my window. PEW PEW PEW PEW
they are clergy, they're telling you the get on the pew bench
The mocking birds start around 1am here. They’re at it all day as well, so I think they only sleep from like dusk to 1 during fucking season.
Bonus points for sounding like little car alarms.
Bonus points for sounding like little car alarms.
Mockingbirds:
It's blackbirds near my house, but this week has been cold and cloudy, which gives me half an hour more to sleep.