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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago

"existing for no clear reason"

So like every other life form we know of?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

it doesn't even have a hole in the sense that it's for an entrance and exit as a single hole through.

it's literally just a cavity, like a trench

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You found a MAGA voter

[–] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

That looks like self-propeled bacon.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Has no organs

Looks inside...

...organs.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

No but also yes

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Topologically speaking, no. This is clearly a sphere.

[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Hang on, is a sphere just a torus that poops out it's mouth?

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah, the mid-ventral butt opening

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The sign on the outside says "Entry ^" and the sign on the inside says "Exit ^"

[–] TurboQueer@lemmy.zip 79 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It’s disturbing to me that so many people search for what something is used for or what’s the value or right to life a creature has. The point of life is to live. If you are successful you maybe make a child or split into a copy of yourself when you get enough food.

Purpose is something you accept for yourself. Imposing it on others is diabolically evil when they don’t have a thing to do with your clade. And still, it would be the case that a person would look at an animal and say “what’s the point of you?”

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I also find that to be a weird question to consider, as though something must have a purpose to be worthy of existence

In that vein, what is the point of humans? To bring on the 6th mass extinction?

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're really trying, aren't we?

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 187 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No clear reason? It's because the thing can successfully make more of itself before dying. That's literally it.

See also: ticks

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (9 children)

No animal has reason to exist.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago

*nothing has

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 92 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (17 children)

exists for no clear reason

Sounds like Humans

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like everything, if you're leaning nihilist.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nihilists! Fuck me! I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos!

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

Imagine scientists declaring that you are not interesting enough to be technically alive and you have been officially kicked out.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

It truly has one hole, in that it eats, has a digestive sack, and then vomits the poop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoturbella

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

vomits the poop

have had norovirus, know that feel

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If the hole doesn't go through, it is only a pocket, typographically identical to a plate.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

*topologically

(Typography is text font stuff)

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Exist for no reason? All life has a purpose, and that is to poop. The excrement speaks for itself.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Jellyfish are the ocean's condoms. These are the ocean's big punchy balloon things. Either way Spongebob is having a good weekend.

[–] Skv@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ah, found reddit mods!

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

So from the wiki

The monophyly of Xenacoelomorpha soon became established, but its position as either a basal bilaterian clade or a deuterostome remained unresolved until 2016, when two new studies, with increased gene and taxon sampling, again placed Xenoturbella as the sister group of Acoelomorpha within Xenacoelomorpha, and placed Xenacoelomorpha as sister to Nephrozoa (Protostomia plus Deuterostomia), and therefore the basalmost bilaterian phylum<

Seems like "where on the tree of life" is "the first bilaterals" which makes sense. They seem very worm-like in bodyplan. Shit from the Pre-Cambrian can look pretty alien and have shaky relationships to more derived species.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't think any natural thing exists for a reason. That's reserved for things made or at least caused by sentient beings.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago

The universe is a chain of cause and effect, and the only way to interpret "a reason" for something without introducing artificial human constructs of morality, is "what caused it?". The process of evolution caused this.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It eats.

It is thus the primordial consumer.

... kinda does bare a resemblance to what AM turns Ted into...

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It looks like they do get new openings on the surface that excrete eggs and sperm.

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