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[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah no doordasher is going to casually walk up to the whitehouse front door. i seen a doordasher deliver to the whitehouse (some secret service) they coul;dnt take the order inside so he had to give it away. plus shes not door dash lady shes an actor.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

If you watch the video of this, Trump keeps emphasizing "Door Dash Granny's" (on her shirt) husband needs cancer treatment. That could be scripted or she could be a real Dasher that got paid some (probably very small) payoff to do this. Either way it's just a photo op where he tries to play up how his Big Bill throws pennies at poor people by not taxing tips (which from what I've heard have often been stolen not just by restaurant managers/owners but even through apps in some cases).

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They would never allow a doordash worker that close to the president. Ever. Most countries wouldn't do that.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

She was fully checked out before she ever got that close. She wasn't even from the area, she was flown in from several states away. The entire thing was tightly engineered.

And it still went off the rails. You can always count on MAGA to be virtuosically incompetent.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No better representation of America than a billionaire emerging from a gold studded office to give a $100 tip to a grandma working to afford treatment for her husband's cancer.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ain't no shot he tips.

Probably disputes the delivery, in order to get a refund too

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

In this case he actually did, although it was it a publicity stunt to promote his no tax on tips shit, which (of course) isn't nearly as good in practice as the name sounds.

But nice to know the media is still using photos that make him look doofy as fuck

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With the prices at McD lately, $100 is about a 15% tip.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This man hasn't paid any of his bills. Ever.

You think he tips?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This isn't a real picture. It can't be a real picture.

The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it's Mar-a-Lago North??

[–] orlyowl@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It was added after Trump took office. There were articles about it. Apparently labeling doorways is helpful for dementia patients, and many people took this as a sign of dementia.

Here is one of the articles. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-s-new-oval-office-label-sparks-dementia-rumors-to-keep-him-from-getting-lost/ar-AA1PSNV6

[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone who works with dementia patients daily, he very clearly has it both by his actions and those of everyone around him.

I would be shocked if there's anyone left paying attention that genuinely thinks he's sane. But I am often shocked at what people believe.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I watched my Dad decline for years before the doctor would finally diagnose it as dementia. He had already forgotten the names, and even the faces, if everyone he knew before the doctor finally said he had some form of dementia. Duh! Welcome to the party, Doc.

They won't believe he has dementia until he turns to Vance, or Rubio, or Hegseth, and says "Who are you?"

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you seen the inside? It's worse

He wants his world to look like a gilded toilet.

And not even a decent toilet, because he is really irrationally angry that his McDonalds dumps don't flush.

Cheap piece of shit.