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there were signs all around my uni that said "dump your socialist boyfriend" for like NO reason 😭😭

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 1 week ago (12 children)

“On second thought let’s not go to the United States. ‘t’is a silly place.”

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

TBH I think Genesis 1:1 is much more about big bang denial/interpretation than evolution.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Isn't there a better quote for being anti-evolution? Like about the creation of Adam and Eve? I say like Gen 1:20-27. Maybe they meant just Genesis 1?

I love when people are stupid about being stupid.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not religious, but the thought of God planting the seeds of life and letting it do its thing is a way better story than him just snapping his fingers.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it's even cooler if you ask me

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don’t think the Bible denies the Big Bang. It doesn’t say how he created the universe except that it took 7 days which is a mistranslation anyway. The Hebrew word used in the Torah for day is ‘yom’ which means era.

In my opinion it’s very easy to reconcile the creation story with science.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's even easier to not bother

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Only insofar as its too vague to mean anything

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw a big billboard that said "EVOLUTION IS A LIE GENESIS 1:1" with the ape evolving to man with a big ❌ over it and a phone number like 1-800-THE-TRUTH or something.

god I absolutely love living in Florida 🙃

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The flip side of that is you can do bath salts and burn that shit and it probably won't even make the local news

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Once upon a time these batshit crazy politicians would be kicked out of US politics. The shift to ridiculous antics is purposeful ... the media just accepts anything and everything these people do now.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (20 children)

Never, ever try and engage these people on their terms, for example, by trying to “challenge” them with counter arguments. They already have a whole script of replies ready for anything like that, designed to drag you down to his level of bad-faith bickering.

Instead, simply call out to their face what they actually are. These are bad-faith actors there for the sole purpose of undermining social cohesion by creating a false dichotomy between science and religion. They are not the only reason we are so divided but they are a large one. Tell them that. Don’t let them respond. Don’t give them questions to answer. Just keep pressing, stating what they are, to them, and to everyone who’s stopping to listen. Humiliate them by presenting them to the public as the cancer to society that they are.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

About 25yrs ago we had a flurry of these types invade. So we pulled some strings, got permission, and started having local bands play the main spot where they wanted to preach during the busy part of the day. Drown them out. The best was our local death metal band where the guitarist dressed up like a priest in a gimp mask and the singer wore a prison jumpsuit and nylons over his face. They condemned it but left. Also, mid-day death metal in the center of campus is something to behold.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In this particular case, he has no audience except a banana and a time traveler, so you could also just ignore him. Nothing worse for him than a day of nothing happening.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I can think of lots worse.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You can tell they're a time traveller because of the Mark V time machine in front of them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Never, ever try and engage these people on their terms

Instead, simply call out to their face what they actually are.

Heckling can work when you've got a crowd on your side. But when it's just you with your paper sign shouting slurs, you end up looking like the asshole instead of the folks you're jeering.

At some point, you have to engage with the premise. Or, at least, put forward your own beliefs and positions. If it's just a contest of vibes and mogging, the person with the professional experience in those fields is going to win.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is pretty much prime territory for the same methods Kirk used for “debate”.

Gish gallop, butwhatabout, moving goalposts, exhausting the opponent with bs, etc.

They’re all the same, they’re not there for any honest conversation. There is absolutely no way to “win” with them because no matter what objective and truthful information you offer it will be rejected or you’ll be asked to “prove” something that cannot be done in any manner acceptable to the asker.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ya. That doesn't work either. What does work is doing the exact same thing they do. Get a sign write on it "Christianity is bullshit. Prove me wrong" and stand there.

Don't look at him, don't engage. When he does finally say something tell him that he's oppressing your beliefs and he deserves to burn in everlasting hellfire..

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You can't call them out either, they're prepared for that probably even more. You debating them, you calling them names, you doing anything with them gives them what they want - attention and footage for their stupid youtube channels.
The only thing they're afraid of is if you ignore them. The only footage that makes them look actually bad and which they can't cut to make themselves look good is them sitting in the corner with their silly little bait bullshit, being ignored by society.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Look for their partner nearby holding a video camera as it may be a lawsuit scheme.

Start recording, say the worst things possible, pray someone punches you.

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Sounds like all the girls there (or at least the ones whoever printed the signs is interested in) are dating socialist guys?

Wouldn't need to print the signs otherwise... :P

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My uni just had constant protests against quad gods

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Even the die-hard evangelicals on campus find these people embarrassing. They are just annoying losers.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

No, you prove that you're right.

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someones trying to hookup with your socialist boyfriend

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

our boyfriend

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the templar, banana and lighting McQueen toy part of his argument or are those people goofing on him?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Having attended several red state universities, I chose to take it as a statement that alongside the ubiquitous plaza preachers, who are never affiliated with the school and are generally no one’s favorite campus characters, there’s also plenty of standard college silliness and shenanigans. Apart from the big blue cities, the college towns of the south are generally the most educated and forward thinking enclaves of their red states, hence the huge pressure campaigns from their governors to being the schools themselves to heel.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
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