I feel like it would kill all your cells if it could do that.
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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I stopped at "Trump apparently thinks" and said "naaaaaah"
Knowing that 47% of US voters will vote for this guy no matter what he says, does or fails to do is utterly painful. This man shouldn't be allowed to run a lemonade stand, much less an elected office or branch of government.
In the very first episode of The Apprentice, they had to run a lemonade stand. One idiot tried to get someone to pay a million dollars for a cup of lemonade
Maybe he should try a double shot of RoundUp. It REALLY is good at killing grass!
Idiocracy is real. They would absolutely water the crops with soda.
IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
Oh and your going to tell me that we should use water? like the stuff in the toilet?
My completely unscientific theory is that all the preservatives in his food are, well, preserving him. Which is why he's still up and moving around.
Start drinking Roundup (TM) NOW!!
Probably does, it kills everything else, if you put a single cancer cell in it, it will die, of course you would have to kill the rest of the body first since cancer reproduces faster than the rest of the cells.
Silly people. Trump is incapable of thought.
Maybe he meant to say, “Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill brain cells inside the head, and that is why he is declaring war against every third-world country while the Democrats want to declare him unfit to serve as POTUS.”
Since a diet high in sugar does kill human cells and cancer cells are human cells, soda does in fact kill cancer.
Yes it is good for him and I think he should drink gallons of it. More of a good thing is even better!
Please note that Trump insists on drinking from the small Diet Coke bottle.
A regular 16-ounce bottle makes his hands look so tiny
