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Trump has cancer and is killing it with soda? Well, at least he's treating it correctly. Donald, add bleach to your sodas for extra killing power. Lots of bleach.
I hear bullets can solve the cancer problem quite quickly
I think XKCD can be considered a credible source on this one
Also only drink soda, sir. Forget water, soda is the thirst mutilator!
This is easy to disprove, if carbonated drinks could kill cancer Trump would've died already.
The man who suggested people drink bleach during the COVID pandemic
This honestly blew my mind, and I don't think he's ever topped this level of stupid. To this day it may be the dumbest thing he ever said. I'm just in awe of this reality.
What about the time he stared directly into the sun?
He glanced at it. If he had stared at it, he would have been blinded.
The past tense of blind is blound
This is really fucking dumb. I love it lol
To be fair thats not the quote "And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? So it'd be interesting to check that."
Still dumb
The Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center declined to comment.
Hahahaha. Just imagine getting that email.
That's just proof that he's onto something, Big Cancer is afraid to admit that a cheap cancer cure already exists, obviously.
So just inches away from Idiocracy plot, yes?
Nah, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho at least wanted the smartest man in the world trying to solve problems for him. This administration wouldn't let a smart man near anything.
Oh, we're way beyond that. We left that plot behind the horizon as we zoomed away and left it in the dust.
If anything the comparison is actually kind of insulting to Camacho at this point. He was an idiot and a blowhard but he actually appointed the most competent people he could find and cared about the average person's well being.
Killing cancer is really easy. The hard part is keeping the patient alive while doing it.
"The Democrats don't matter... The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit"
Steve Bannon 2018
They ended up buying it all in the end.
I know that there's a lot of crazy to unpack, here, but can we talk about the grass for a second? Just how much soda did he pour on his lawn? To make him think of soda as some kind of grass killer?
Maybe he should start drinking Roundup.
Wait, does this mean Trump has cancer? Was Oz making news here?
Oz was making news in the sense of 'announcing' that Trump thinks Coke kills cancer.
So thats about the same level as uh... 'I take BRAINFORCE because it makes me smart' or 'I use colloidal silver because it keeps you healthy'.
Its not directly stating that Trump has any medical condition, its basically just saying he's an overconfident dumbass who believes in medical quackery.
But he wouldn't even be thinking about cancer or its potential treatments unless it was directly relevant to him, right? Because he only thinks about himself? Optimistic speculation?
its got what plants crave!!
Craven't
Just let him keep drinking it by the gallon and the problem will take care of itself.
Trump Jr actually laughed and said 'Well if you think about, there might be something to it...', something like that.
I've seen the video clip.
Then Dr. Oz is very obviously internally seething, but wearing a happy mask on top of it.
I don't really need more 'news' stating that Trump is retarded.

And butter lubricates the blood. Make sure you eat 6 sticks a day Agent orange!
Surely no one who has consumed copious amounts of diet soda has ever had cancer before.
HAHAHA, the president of the united states is a moron! LOL, this is a very funny thing and not a terrifying problem we should address immediately!
I feel like it would kill all your cells if it could do that.
