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[–] redsand@infosec.pub 1 points 5 days ago

Because you're either a girl who desperately needs real friends which that's nearly impossible with your parents and level of wealth( therapy helps some people ). Or a very persistent dude playing a swiss teen.

Post whatever memento you kept from your first and I might believe, until then I remain on the fence and ammused.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Someday I will have control of my own internet, and host my own instance. Then deleting/making accounts will be a lot easier. (I have 28 replies from my last night out. To scared to read them)

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

i’d make a great reality star

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Don't they have to do embarrassing things while unable to "delete" their small time celeb status?

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't you delete the account and make a new one with a different name if the over sharing became an issue ? Also, I've not seen all your posts but unless there is something identifying in them, you're probably good to get doing your thing.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 0 points 1 week ago

You are one already. Fedi diva ftw.

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And this is why I (almost) never comment/post... Can't overshare if you don't start sharing!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s exactly what Devin McTawnski from 1346 Landsdown Lane would say!

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Aw damn, you got me... Should've stayed lurking in the shadows

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop worrying about oversharing. I won't speak for everyone, but I've been practicing, and I'm pretty sure I can take everything you've got.

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tbf, I'm pretty open in 1:1 situations, but not public (internet or IRL)... Side note, that's a helluva double entendre given your fedi instance heh

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that’s a helluva double entendre given your fedi instance heh

;)

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 2 points 6 days ago

You... I like you, you seem fun haha

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

We've all been there. Believe it or not, I'm pretty introverted, yet I like to chat, at least in a 'small group'. The internet feels kind of small because each thread you're in only has a handful of people commenting, so you feel like you're talking to a small group, despite it being disproportionately lurkers.

At some point you kind of stop caring, or at least that's been my experience.

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What did you over share last time?

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a "fresh start"?

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like the next step in his plan to me. Just trying to help /s

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 1 week ago

Misgendering is mean

[–] beep@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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The Yapper's Cycle

  1. Irrepressible urge to talk
  2. Oversharing
  3. Yapper's regret
  4. Vow of silence ↓ ↳ loops back to Irrepressible urge to talk
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weird. There wasn't any attribution for you to remove, and yet you edited it anyway.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you could be a racoon for all we know

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

janet from the good place

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Even better

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's missing a stwp after vow of silence where I ghost my friends for a month.

[–] deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

lol, a month… I lost all the buddies I had all thru high school and a little after cuz during Covid I kinda intentionally unintentionally ghosted everybody, haven’t made solid efforts really since. Like I ghosted everyone for years and years.

I’ve gotten a lot closer to my family and my gfs family but sometimes I wish I had a good friend. Some of them (my old friends) are legit scary people now tho so I kinda never really regret my decisions I just need a bro that’s not my actual brother lmao.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I deleted my Facebook account (don't judge me) 10 years ago and only one person actually called me to ask why I unfriended them...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 week ago

I feel you, man. My only real friend lives 6 hours away and we only talk a few times a year

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 week ago

One of the worst feelings about ghosting my friends was their complete lack of awareness of it.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I can relate to this cycle. For me it plays out irl more though.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

it's really annoying to have to block someone half a dozen times yk

with so many instances to choose, how does one not get curious to test another? this is the additional factor that always pushes me to a fresh restart

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Same, just takes me way longer to cycle through.

[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

How do I report being in an image that I don't like?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Fuck this hits. Maybe time for me to engage in some introspection.