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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 215 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I whip my hare back and forth

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I must admit I stole that comment from when this picture was posted on Fark 15-20 years ago

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

I'm glad. I wouldn't have read it otherwise.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Username checks out

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't admit that, having the right quip at just the right time is more important than the original source. Just take your accolades, and stroll away.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would it have been a meme 20 years ago?

[–] Cronization@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not 20 years ago but Whip My Hair by Willow Smith came out in 2011, so about 15 years ago depending on the month.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks for reminding me I’m not as old as I think I am.

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Jake has seen some shit

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first guy to discover this must have been so frustrated

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 41 points 1 week ago

"STU-pid...GOD-damn...MO-ther-FU-oh, hey!!"

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Might leave you with a messy back if you swing too far in step 3.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this "step 3" in the room with us right now?

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This just dislodges everything inside? Jeez

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 9 points 1 week ago

Kinda like how Omniman kills Nightwing.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Works with babies too.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Nature is, unfortunately, nsfl. Learning how to dress animals is an ancestral survival skill, and outsourcing that to others dampens the weight of what it means to put food on your plate. I hope the gruesomeness of this post convinces people that maybe they should eat less meat instead of more.

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be kind. Kill the damn thing before doing this, if you have to do this awful technique.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 62 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's a DRESSING technique. The animal is presumed dead at this stage.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah? Well when you PRESUME you make a pres out of u and me.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Hello Mr Pres(ident)

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who figured out this is a thing that works?

[–] whatsgoingdom@rollenspiel.forum 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone with a rabbit, but without a knife.

And with a hypothesis.

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 10 points 1 week ago
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or, if you're going hunting for a rabbit just bring a knife.

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably for the best, lol. This is from a USAF survival guide, so I'm guessing it's a downed pilot without a knife.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This made me wonder how many pilots would not carry a swiss knife or something. I know I'd have a little one with me. If something like a Leatherman is allowed then that would be my preference to bring.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Knives aren't allowed on planes

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

In the USA military I think all combat pilots carry a knife afaik. At least the ones flying attack planes going on missions where they might get shot down.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

In box C, I don’t see a quarterback. Who’s taking the snap?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] J92@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Judging by the Arthur Morgan technique, you hold it by the two hind legs, in one hand, and just grab four fingers-worth of it's arsehole and yank violently down towards the head.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Cleaning a grouse is basically step on the wings, and pull up the legs.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

With a knife? Cut a 1 inch slit across the belly, put two fingers from each hand in the cut and pull apart quickly.

Without a knife? The same but use your teeth to make the initial cut.

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[–] evidences@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I think Les Stroud did this or something similar on Survivorman one time.

Found a dead rabbit in my backyard last week, and a pile of entrails on my driveway this morning. Apparently my house is the local hangout spot for the neighborhood's rabbit-eating wildlife.

So thanks for posting this timely information, it will come in handy if I want to make some stew with the next gift they leave me.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would squeeze prematurely and do a surprise rabbit Jackson Pollock on my shoes

Happens to a lot of guys (minus the rabbit).

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Might be nicer to use a sharp rock, methinks.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

Not really. This is a super quick and relatively safe way to get all the guts and inedible bits out. How's a sharp rock better?

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