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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Conservative men think the clitoris is a hoax.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What’s the context here? I can sense this is cringeworthy but I must know more.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I think this was when the song W.A.P. came out. (Wet Ass Pussy) And Benny Boy here said if a pussy is wet it's a medical problem. So people started dunking on him and then he responded with this, his actual doctor wife's medical opinion on a wet pussy lol.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

He was referencing WAP by Cardi B, but also confirming what we already suspected; he’s unfamiliar with what happens when a woman is aroused.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The is no evidence the "clit-tor-is" even exists. It was made up by woke people to make our wives unhappy /S

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

But somehow WE are the snowflakes ... 🙄

[–] tortina_original@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

With conservatives (or rather, narcissists) it is always projection.

Its because their insults are projection.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago

I’m a drop of sweat

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Conservative men aren’t real

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

COnservativly Organized Men don’t Exist Really!

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But if they aren't real, why do they always come out of the woodwork when there's a woman as the lead character?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

Wait, do they really always complain about that? (Probably don’t pay enough attention to them)

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Getting a projector playing female ghost busters to lure out conservatives

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago

Food is scarce in the comments, I expected more people to oust themselves than well...2

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

In my experience both are particularly sensitive to opinionated women who take no shit

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Fucking real!

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

The most sensitive people on the internet are, without a doubt, the celeb gossipers. I have never come across any celeb gossip community that was not a dystopian echo chamber filled with the most brainless and miserable creatures.

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I still haven't managed to find this so called "Clitorious" - just as fake as the moon landing!

One of my favorite videos on YouTube is Gilbert gottfried saying "clitOris" and he says it just like that.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago
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