He uses lua
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2026
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I am so much more down for the memes about fictionalised genius of famous people, where we end up learning a little something
as opposed to the fictional CEO of sex, especially when its in the vein of some stupid FPS from 2012
yay
This is why he told Drake he better never go to cell block 1 instead of cell block 0.
Clearly Kendrick Lamar started programming in the 70s in Fortran, had a small flirt with MATLAB and ended up using Julia in the end.
I didn't know he was so strong in scientific computing.
Beginner mistake, which is perfectly fine!
Just use i-1 inside the loop and i <= values.Length as the condition.
Drake asks github copilot to make a for loop for him
Drake is too busy trying to clean up his work with child processes
TF is this formatting
c for smartphones
just zoom out and go closer to the screen
I read it as if they are calling java "C for smartphones" instead lmao.
This is C#, isn't it?
Oh shit, it is. Didn't notice the ".Length"
that's linux kernel code style
Haha i use fortran
arrays start at (offset) zero. lists start at (position) one. fight me.
Only edge lords still mentally stuck in CS101 conflate indices and offsets.
good morning to you too. remember to have your coffee before going on the internet.
I am agreeing with your distinction between indices and offsets.
in a very agressive way. hence coffee.
arrays start at (offset) zero
i.e.: *(array + i)
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I never mock those who are trying to learn.
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Why is he starting with c/c++? Yes they have uses but not as a starter just playing around.
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I struggled with this initially too cause I didn't understand why. Most people would say "give me the first object". In reality your requesting an offset * size of each item + list start.
This sure looks like C# to me, not C/C++
It's K.Dotnet
- Why is he starting with c/c++? Yes they have uses but not as a starter just playing around.
sometimes it's not interesting enough to keep someone's attention if it's just "playing around": some people need to feel like what they're working on while learning has a real purpose, and some purposes have to use C++ (e.g. Arduino)
sure it might not be the most effective or efficient way to learn, but it can be more motivating.
You're taking a shitpost too seriously mate
What’s worse, starting at 1 or using AI to write it for you?