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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

Palantir has classified your tackle as 'hog' based on your NHS data.

Peter Theil wants to know if you'll be his pool boy.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact the CEO of their UK operation is Louis Mosley. His grandfather was quite a famous politician in the UK in the 30s

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

The fact that family has never changed their surname says it all.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 21 points 1 day ago

Fascist grandpa, conservative grandkid. Palantir CEO. Makes sense.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'll take the job, show everyone in the company the aforementioned hog every day for a couple of years until they can't ignore it anymore, then get fired with a golden parachute

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

my hog NSFL aroo

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

.......are you still killing kids?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Not for long, weaponized incompetence will solve many problems.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They know what they did

[–] gex@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Only if I can name the company Bilbo Baggins

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's OK, because god told me to do it.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

That would make you the antihog tho.

[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

This is just like Penis Inspection Day all over again!

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm automation you say? I’ve heard that is the future.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Soon they will expand beyond the Middle Eastern market too.

Forget identifying protestors by face, by tattoos, or by gait; we're identifying them by bulges now

[–] Lirton@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

This guy on image is literally staring inside your soul.