Enjoy the peace of impotency? Surely he doesn't think his penis actually has a brain right? Its your brain that makes you horny, and it will still make you horny even if the equipment don't work anymore.

If you're that horny-brained that its causing you stress, your best option (aside from therapy, cause that's expensive) is to get offline and find a hobby to distract your mind with.

This sounds good in theory but in my experience recreation quickly becomes obligation.

Protip: women can take it too!

You know there's no way your mom doesn't already own a Sybian right? Condom makes cleanup easier. Seriously, try one while you can stay wet for hours.

I didn't know there was a pill that turns your dick into Benjamin Netanyahu

I'm 60. They are useful for recreational purposes. Going one round is not a problem, but the second round? I used to measure refractory periods in minutes, then hours. Now I could use a calendar.

This reads like something written by Marcus Aurelius.

I'm blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,

it's because I won. If I do desire to, I'll awaken the tyrant and beat him up for my pleasure.

Ah to be 18 and ovulating

I've taken the pills recreationally. Highly recommended when you expect your session to go for many hours, but you (the man) still have to be turned on. In other words, I a healthy male, did not get involuntarily erect by the pills.

EDIT: I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you'll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.

PS: It was miserable ~12.

To the tweet; Well, nothing isn't stopping you already.

It's not actually the penis itself that's doing the guiding. That thing is a separate function that can align up with the brain circuitry guiding it. It's the brain circuitry behind it that's making you do all those things. The penis not functioning doesn't remove the drive and that's why there are boner pills.

To OP: Though, sry to disappoint you and break the common misconception. Even with boner pills, guy needs to be turned on to get a boner. Boner pills wont give permanent boners out of thin air, those just make it easier to have a boner and maintain one.

Interesting tip, boner pills work systematically and give really nice gym pumps.

I felt this way about my sex drive until I transitioned, HRT killed the beast then brought it back perfected it like a gandalf the white

this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

That text sounds more like an Owen problem.
OPs idea sounds neat though.

I volunteer as tribute