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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 20 minutes ago

So, if a guy tells his daughter's boyfriend he's a lucky man that means he wants to bang his daughter?

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 4 points 46 minutes ago

This could mean she seems like a nice person. And the dating pool is hell sometimes. So you're lucky you found your person.

[–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 hours ago

Only if you're a shallow person who evaluates the partners of your friends solely on their sex appeal.

Thinking like this is telling on yourself.

[–] proutiprouta@fedinsfw.app 14 points 4 hours ago

Violet, if 10% of what you shared here is true, I can say your boyfriend is a lucky man.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 46 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

I have congratulated quite a few friends like that, without knowing there's a deeper meaning to it.

Like what else am i supposed to say when a friend finally gets a GF?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 70 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"So when am I getting grandkids?" is taken already, but it'd be funnier coming from you.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 18 points 6 hours ago

That's a good one. Most definitely going to use it next time.

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 31 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

without knowing there’s a deeper meaning to it.

Honestly I dunno if that's necessarily the "actual" meaning behind it. (not that it can't be the way someone technically means it, though)

You can genuinely just be saying "you're lucky to be together with someone you love", without also saying "I find that person you're with attractive and want to have sex with them"

what else am i supposed to say when a friend finally gets a GF?

"Congrats, happy for you!" "You two look cute together!" "I'm glad you two hit it off!"

Don't sweat it. Most people are fine with just a simple congratulatory statement. Doesn't have to have any deep meaning or anything, but hey, "you're a lucky man" doesn't have to have a deeper meaning either.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 11 points 6 hours ago

Good point, I'll keep the grandkids one for closer friends and you're recommendations for everyone else. Thank you.

[–] python@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My autistic ass has observed that you're supposed to go "Hell yeah brotha" and fist bump them.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 points 5 hours ago

The "Hell yeah" is a good one, but that actually raises a question. I used the same observational method to reach to my congratulation statement. Which, in the light of this new information, makes me wonder. Do most people around me want to fuck their friends partners?

Though more likely just a cultural difference. I doubt that most people would want to fuck their friends partners.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 4 points 6 hours ago

Wouldn't that be more for just meeting a new person? Kinda lacking the congratulating the friend part?

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Just say you'd bang them

Be a man.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

A real man and an actual friend would bang both of them. Most people are all talk.

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 29 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

there's a non-zero chance i could get with his dad if i wanted to

that'd at least give him a real reason to go around calling me a slut

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Oh violet, please never go on wellbutrin, it'd make you far too powerful.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 2 hours ago

“Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”

claps cheeks