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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 minutes ago

You are a lucky man!

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 hours ago

This could mean she seems like a nice person. And the dating pool is hell sometimes. So you're lucky you found your person.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

So, if a guy tells his daughter's boyfriend he's a lucky man that means he wants to bang his daughter?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Now you're gettin' it

[–] frog@feddit.uk 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Different situation. In that case the father thinks the daughter is too good for the boyfriends.

[–] quips@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

How exactly is it a different situation?

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Because that persons internal narrative says so

[–] quips@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh gee i didn’t know that, thanks for the helpful response

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

I want to bang your dad

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 hours ago

Well in that case he's probably jealous of getting to go to the movies and spending lots of quality time together. One would fucking better well hope anyway

[–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 45 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Only if you're a shallow person who evaluates the partners of your friends solely on their sex appeal.

Thinking like this is telling on yourself.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Now I agree with this comment instead of the post! I am a leaf on the wind! Whose opinion will I absorb next!

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 points 1 hour ago

Probably a reaver's.

:0

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 57 minutes ago

mine! empanadas are delicious

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly yeah, I thought about that too, but also imagine someone meets your gf for the first time and says this, yeah now I'm thinking he just wants to bangs her and I'm probably right depending

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

At least in my experience this is something you say when meeting the BF for the first time because you already know her and know she’s great. Usually the person you’re meeting is the lucky one not the person you already know.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Did your new boyfriend's son say that too, or was his response more like "why'd you steal my girlfriend, dad?"

[–] proutiprouta@fedinsfw.app 18 points 7 hours ago

Violet, if 10% of what you shared here is true, I can say your boyfriend is a lucky man.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 62 points 10 hours ago (8 children)

I have congratulated quite a few friends like that, without knowing there's a deeper meaning to it.

Like what else am i supposed to say when a friend finally gets a GF?

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

Just say 'penis' right out of the gate.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

You can continue congratulating friends like this.

The implied meaning is that he is lucky because she is attractive.

Attractive women get more interest from more guys, so any individual faces more competition. So what you are really saying is "good work on making yourself attractive and putting yourself out there."

But as you are complimenting your friend, you are also subtly complimenting his new girlfriend. Protip: people like being told they are attractive. And anyone with half a brain knows that people find other people attractive regardless of relationship status.

So yeah, there's a subtext. It's a compliment for both people. People like compliments. The only people who wouldn't like a compliment like this are terminally online lemmings with insecurities about their attractiveness and weird sexual hangups.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

-"I'd hit that!!"

I guess...

/sj

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 hours ago

Marry her, before her head injury clears up.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 81 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"So when am I getting grandkids?" is taken already, but it'd be funnier coming from you.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 20 points 10 hours ago

That's a good one. Most definitely going to use it next time.

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 34 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

without knowing there’s a deeper meaning to it.

Honestly I dunno if that's necessarily the "actual" meaning behind it. (not that it can't be the way someone technically means it, though)

You can genuinely just be saying "you're lucky to be together with someone you love", without also saying "I find that person you're with attractive and want to have sex with them"

what else am i supposed to say when a friend finally gets a GF?

"Congrats, happy for you!" "You two look cute together!" "I'm glad you two hit it off!"

Don't sweat it. Most people are fine with just a simple congratulatory statement. Doesn't have to have any deep meaning or anything, but hey, "you're a lucky man" doesn't have to have a deeper meaning either.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 12 points 9 hours ago

Good point, I'll keep the grandkids one for closer friends and you're recommendations for everyone else. Thank you.

[–] python@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My autistic ass has observed that you're supposed to go "Hell yeah brotha" and fist bump them.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The "Hell yeah" is a good one, but that actually raises a question. I used the same observational method to reach to my congratulation statement. Which, in the light of this new information, makes me wonder. Do most people around me want to fuck their friends partners?

Though more likely just a cultural difference. I doubt that most people would want to fuck their friends partners.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 2 hours ago

There's several women in my friend group that I think are hot. I don't want to fuck any of them for various reasons. Being married to or dating one of my other friends is high among those reasons.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be more for just meeting a new person? Kinda lacking the congratulating the friend part?

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Congratulations are not mandatory, I find it a bit wierd from the woman's position. Just showing interest in her directly and talking to her, not about her, feels much better.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, this is highly context dependent. If a guy meets a new couple, they chat for half an hour, and then half the couple excuses themselves for five minutes - in that case it’s perfectly normal to take the opportunity to say “hey, you’re pretty lucky.”

But if you meet the couple and immediately congratulate one half of it like the other isn’t there, I’d see that as insulting. Not because I think you want to bang them, but because you aren’t even treating them like a human.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Good point.

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 33 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

there's a non-zero chance i could get with his dad if i wanted to

that'd at least give him a real reason to go around calling me a slut

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

Oh violet, please never go on wellbutrin, it'd make you far too powerful.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 6 hours ago

“Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”

claps cheeks

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Just say you'd bang them

Be a man.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

A real man and an actual friend would bang both of them. Most people are all talk.