Wait, what did I miss?
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Not even a side character sacrified, bad writing.
those outside the use immediately knew he was faking, and right wingers, ooh look a conspiracy theorists
This didn't even move him to a secure location, just lurking behind a curtain.
I thought we were ridiculing people who believe conspiracy nonsense?
Or is that out the window when the conspiracy is framed in a way that fits your worldview?
It doesn't take a conspiracy to imagine some guy wanting to take a shot at Trump. Or of Trump's political team taking advantage of the situation to push agenda items like the ballroom.
Saying that this is staged makes you sound unvaccinated.
A man who lies about everything every time he opens his mouth attends his very first WHCD, it is canceled before it can begin because "shots are heard", he sits there patiently as SS rushes Vance out first, then comes back for him, and then they immediately start pushing the narrative that this is why we need the ballroom they've been pushing, and you are crazy if you question it at all? Yeah, alright dude. There's some boot on your lips.
*Oh and a judge two weeks ago ordered the ballroom construction cease unless there is a defensive purpose so, yeah. Not even remotely far fetched for this administration, but feel free to waste your time defending a corrupt group of pedophile losers.
Yes, wake up Sheeple! Don't believe what you see, listen to this story I ~~made up~~ uncovered by doing my own research on social media.
Here is what "apparently" happened:
A man who lies about everything every time he opens his mouth attends his very first WHCD after announcing that he will be there many days in advance
It is canceled because, "as shown by multiple different sources a man sprinted into the area with guns". Nobody could possibly want to attack the President so this is clearly fake.
The seperate security teams for the VP and President were able to clear their egress routes at different rates so they did not leave simultaneously. There must be a reason, I don't have any relevant domain knowledge to explain this so I'll assume that it is part of the ~~conspiracy~~ plan.
The shameless opportunist doesn't waste time in spinning the incident in ways that politically benefit him. As we all know, Trump typically observes a period of quiet reflection after major incidents involving himself so it is unusual that he would start posting on social media immediately.
If only you didnt have a boot in your mouth you would see that what's really true is this complete fantasy narrative that we've invented where a group of people have ~~conspired~~ worked together in secret and orchestrated all of these events perfectly so that they only appear to be a foiled assassination attempt.
What you all would see so clearly, again if the boot wasn't in your mouth, is that this wasn't the failed assassination attempt of an unpopular President!
No sir! It was a secret ~~conspiracy~~ plot orchestrated by every news organization, law enforcement agency and the President to fake an assassination attempt so that Trump could build a ballroom.
If you had as much tinfoil on your head as I do then you'd see the Truth!!!
Don't worry dear reader. I, too, was ignorant until some angry teenager hurled enough insults at me that I was convinced.
This wasn't an assassination attempt, it was an interior decoration coup! Wake up Sherple!
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