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Anon is Crock Pot (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 days ago

That's a pretty genius nickname.

Also, I'm sure they'll get faster.

[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 36 points 5 days ago

Considering how mean I know cooks can be, anon got off easy lol

[–] Ironhorse4NYC@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

Anon is so socially inept, he doesnt realize that means they fuck with him

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And? They're new and that isn't what they were hired on for. Of course they're slow. The fact that that is what OOP is being teased for means that overall they're doing alright. Considering they're on 4chan they're lucky their nickname isn't bog crack or something.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Also consider that this nickname that is coming from speedy Gonzalez, Tina twitch, and meth Steve.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

I mean honestly, a ton of job related nicknames work this way, starting as a demeaning joke.

Take it in stride, own it, improve, and it'll be like the 300 lbs of muscle bodyguard named 'Tiny'.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 9 points 4 days ago

Crock pots will always make better food than a crack pot.

Well...any food at all, really.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 5 days ago

There was a guy who’s army nickname was Thrombo, because he was a slow-moving clot.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago

I only care about the food being tasty. Keep on rocking, crock pot

[–] marduk@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago

Sounds like you should set that crock pot to high ;)

[–] taygaloocat@leminal.space 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Personally I'd kill myself