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[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
systemctl disable adhd --now
[–] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
A stop job for unit adhd.service has failed.
See 'journalctl -xe' for details.

pommes_fur_dein_balg@arch:~/Documents/6/batch2/minecraft_videos$
[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 40 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Alright context for the non french here:

"Système D" is an shortening of "Système débrouille", which roughly means "DIY system".

It's used to say that you had to come up with a solution to your problem yourself.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

... which is ironic, since SystemD is what happens when someone comes up with a problem to fix your solution.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

It seems like no project ever includes the unit file. So I have to search to write one myself. Either find whatever properties I need to set to call the start script, or someone has a whole unit file I copy. But it’s not packaged with the software distribution.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 10 points 9 hours ago

systemctl --user enable --now clicker.timer for a clicker sound every 15 minutes

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

systemctl start heating

Now that I think about it, I'm sure there is someone somewhere who has this setup.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Add a couple exec lines for some electron applications and you can replicate that setup, too!

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 hours ago

Sudo systemctl enable --now woodworking