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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago

THAT'S the picture they used? They couldn't find a photo where he wasn't running his big yap?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So, I actually think this is a great idea.

Hear me out: it’s a “limited edition”, available only through the Washington, DC passport bureau:

The anniversary passports will be available only in person at the Washington Passport Agency for American citizens applying for a new identification document, while supplies last, according to the State Department.

Basically, all this will do is self-identify chuds at customs when they travel to other countries (I mean, if they even travel, because ‘MURICUH IS SO SUPER GREAT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO). Who knows, maybe in the future, other countries will consider this “defaced” passport to be invalid and deny these self-identifying problematically racist and fascist people entry. Customs agents in any country generally have pretty broad discretionary leeway to tell people to fuck off.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

why would you even want to?

Its an international public service. How would the rest of the world begin to understand that the US Dollar is the only necessary form of money without them? They'd just carry on using their monopoly money that doesnt even look like money and doesnt even have George Washington on it

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Nah, use this one

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

King Diaper Donvict on all passports!

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

I heard the Dementia Don passport gives you priority at customs when you travel to Epstein Island.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago

Did you bring your ~~passport~~ pedoport?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Two presidents in that picture

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

The pubes are drawn way too low on that

[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

LMAO his eyes are pointing in two different directions

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Put Kash Patel right in front of him, and they won't be able to see each other.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

That's because he just shit himself again.

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Unfortunately not. The only good thing is that it's a "limited edition" that you have to ask for and probably pay extra for.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This particular post IS a joke though, as that is not the picture they will be using.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I assumed the image was created by AI like everything else nowadays.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

The Grift of it...

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Wonder how much he's charging for the use of his picture and signature

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is not the actual graphic, and not all passports are getting Trump’s face on them. BBC says that these “commemorative” passports will be a limited run available only through the Washington passport bureau.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr5pn1ngerpo

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Casterial@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The dudes ego is so vast. F-47 was approved because Boeing knew calling it that would immediately have him sign on, thewe have the deprecated Trump class that'll cost us billions and be useless in the navy, and then we have Trump slapping his signature and name everywhere like he's some goddamn king.

He can truly fuck off. Legacy presidents have a legacy, his will be a clown show who made our debt exponentially worse for no reason.

He made everything worse for no other reason than his own benefit and ego.
People die just because of him and he doesn't care.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's got a janky eye in the picture. Maybe a stroke 🤞

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 1 day ago

one can hope.

Actually, I hope he gets locked in syndrome.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

He's looking at you kid.....
And you also....
Yeah, you, in the blue jeans, that's right off in the distance eating a Twinkie. Bring that fucking Twinkie! He wants your Twinkie!

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That's just for now.

Next change will be the name: Trumpistan.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Casterial@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

This is why your RAM and storage and consoles cost x2++ 🤣🤣

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

I think it's funny

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking Ai slop 🤮

It’s always politics and religion with the Ai tech bros. Fucking disgusting

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago
[–] newton@feddit.online 3 points 1 day ago

He sucks on ?

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